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CleverFox
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Colorado

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Buddy Rich because he was a wizard on traps and Frank Zappa because I loved the way he satirized anybody that abused their position.
Twenty three is a prime number.

We inherit 23 chromosomes from each parent.
Do you really think that we are so stupid that we won't correlate the evidence put in front of us and draw the correct conclusion about your actions? Sure, your mouth says one thing but all of your actions say something different.

Maybe nobody ever told you but your actions speak louder than your words.
I would like to be able to see which moderator recomended a story for a Recomended Read Award and the reason why the story is a Recomended Read.

I also think it would be nice to be able to see why a story was Given an Editor's Pick award.

This way I could tell if it is a story that would interest me.
I like my beer like I like my women, cold and bitter.

Actually I have grown rather partial to coriander wheat ales.
Quote by sprite


i'm the opposite. never knew anyone killed by a stoned driver, beat up by a stoned boyfriend, or died from alchohol poisoning from smoking too much pot.


Are you sure that nobody has ever driven a car while stoned on pot and caused a fatal accident?

As for becoming violent, of course pot smokers don't get violent, Tetrtahydracannabinal is an anesthesia, it relaxes you. The problem I have seen with most pot heads is getting them motivated to do anything. I had college roommates that did nothing but smoke pot, eat and sleep. Strangely enough, they flunked out of college fairly quickly.

How can you get alcohol poisoning from something that contains no alcohol? Personally I have no idea if anybody can overdose on pot. I do know of cases where people were forced to drink large amounts of water and actually died from water overdoses so I would conclude that a person can overdose from too much pot.

So in conclusion, go ahead and do all the drugs you like. I personally don't really care because you are adults and what you do to yourselves is none of my business and I don't want it to be my business. Now when you reach the end of your life and you realize how much time you wasted being wasted and how much of your life is gone simply because you destroyed too many memory brain cells from your drug use I hope you remember that nobody really gives a damn.
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On the other hand, that might just be an excuse to let them out of the relationship. They hated your music plus a few other things but were nice enough to go the shallow route and just say it was your musical taste instead of your extra toe or vestigial tail.


I will have you know that all of my girlfriends found my vestigial tail to be adorable. One girlfriend even named my tail "Mr. Knubby".

I will admit that having a vestigial tail makes playing poker a bitch. Every time I get a good hand my tail starts to wag.

Back to the subject of this thread. Sometimes stupid people do stupid things.
Yeah DoctorLove, I am fairly certain that your wife had sex with all of the workmen.
After reading your second post I will admit I do feel a bit more sympathetic to you but I think cheating on your wife will only make matters worse.

I think the best thing you could do is get into some sort of joint counciling. There are various health and emotional reasons that could have caused your wife's weight gain. Your wife is more aware of her weight gain than you are. If the two of you got counciling she might address any emotional issues she has and get things under control.

I admittedly don't know your wife's side of the story but I am not going to jump onto the "Let's all abuse Hasabrain for being stupid and selfish" bandwagon. You need help, not abuse.
In all the world but the United States

1km=1000m=100,000cm
1cubic m=1000liters
1liter of water has a mass of 1kg,

In the United States

1mile=1760yd=5280ft=63360in
1cubic yd=27cubic ft= 46656cubic in=202.96gal
1cubic ft has a weight of 62.4 lbs,

And the people of the Untied States don't want to change to the metric system because they feel the metric system will be too complicated and confusing.
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Calculus


Calculus isn't all that difficult to understand once you grasp the mathematical concept of a limit. Unfortunately this is one of those things that I can't really explane without the use of a blackboard.
Who is the subject. Whom is the object.

This means that if you are asking about the subject of a sentence you use "who". Such as "Who is shopping?" would be answered with "He, she or they are shopping."

If you are asking about the object of a sentence you use "whom". Such as "I am shopping with whom?" would be answered with "I am shopping with her, him or them".
Honestly, you need to sit with your wife and have a conversation with her to let her know how you feel.

You said she gained a significant amount of weight and you don't find her attractive anymore. Was the only reason you married her because you were physically attracted to her? If there were other reasons then maybe you need to remind yourself of those reasons.

Did she sacrifice her figure having your children? Women have a tendency to gain weight from being pregnant and if she did because she carried your babies then you need to cut her some slack.

On a side note, are you still the same physical specimen that you were when you married your wife? I believe it is easier for men to keep from gaining weight as they get older than it is for women but I could be wrong.

In the end, I agree with One_Winged_Angel. If your post makes me feel anything, I feel sympathy for your wife.
Sorry to have given you a headache Sprite. I will post no more on this thread.
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Yes I did, that does not mean I will automatically agree with everything else you post.


You don't have to agree with me as I don't have to agree with you but at least when I made the mistake of making things personal I apologized.
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See sprite's post
. You accepted my apology OWA.
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Correct grammar and punctuation do not necessarily improve a storyline (although they can), but they undoubtedly improve the quality of a piece of writing, i.e., make a story better.

This whole fucking argument is semantics. The bottom line is, if you submit technically inaccurate stories, we'll do our best to help you to fix them. If you don't want our help, that's fine (we're plenty busy as it is), but don't expect us to verify your incomprehensible stories.

We don't expect a lot of thanks for what we do, but we certainly don't need to be taking shit from "writers" who don't know a comma splice from a coordinating conjunction.


I will agree with you about the semantics Clum.
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ahem...

Now if you (OWA and Liz) feel this makes a story better then you can feel free to pat yourselves on the back. But don't expect me to thank you for anything but helping me with the technical aspects.

After reading the replies from OWA and Liz I see the error of my ways and I now realize that none of the people that have posted stories here on Lush could possibly have teached their full potential with out the help of the verifiers.

We need the verifiers badly.



I edited that post almost immediately and apologized to OWA and Liz and OWA accepted my apology.
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You brought it up yourself:

"I do resent anybody that think he or she has made my story "better" by pointing out technical errors."


I did not mention any specific person.
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And back to square one with the improving thing. I don't know what your issue is with verifiers. But a storie dat luks lyke dis iz anoyin to red and yes we do get stories that look like that.

As far as I recall, nobody tried to redo your story, only tried to help you fix it, if you don't want advice on how to fix your story, either don't send it with errors (proofreading helps), or don't send it in.


Why did you bring up my story here? Isn't that personal? I have not said anything personal about anybody else.
Sprite, I understand and agree with what you are saying for the most part. If a story can't be understood then it really isn't a story. I am also sorry and do apologize for my rudeness, that was why I almost immediately changed that post but I wasn't fast enough.

I do resent anybody that think he or she has made my story "better" by pointing out technical errors. I appreciate the help on the technical aspects of my story.

If I were to take somebody else's story that was flawed grammatically and rewrite that story would it be better? And I mean if I just fixed the spelling errors and punctuation but didn't really change the main thrust of the story.

I don't really think it would make the story better. The story would just be more easily understood.

I see OWA read what I said about Shakespeare and my point is that changing something won't necessarily make it better. How can anybody possibly make Shakespeare better? Of course if you read some of his plays he does have huge plot holes but it is the poetry that makes it great.

There was somebody that thought King Lear should have a happy ending to it and rewrote the ending. My Shakespeare professor read the rewrite to us. It was horrible.
To Liz and OWA,

Just after I posted my last remark I realized how rude it was and I changed it to be more polite. Unfortunately WWM had already quoted it and the two of you had already seen the original post. I apologize for my rudeness.

I will say again that a crappy story is a crappy story no matter how good the grammar is. The verifiers do help the writers make the stories more understandable but the verifiers do not make the story better. This is a fine distinction. I know I could rewrite any Shakespeare story and make it more easily understood but I know that wouldn't make it better.
Do you think fixing technical errors makes the story better? I think it just fixes technical errors. A bad story sucks no matter how wonderful the grammar may be. All you are doing is making the story more easily understood.

Now if you (OWA and Liz) feel this makes a story better then you can feel free to pat yourselves on the back. But don't expect me to thank you for anything but helping me with the technical aspects.
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We try to help authors make their stories better so that they can be proud of their work.


Has it ever occurred to you that maybe some of the authors don't want your "help" to make their stories "better"?

I can understand that there are standards of grammar to be upheld to make a story more easily understood but that doesn't nessacerily make the story "better".

I find the attitude of any verifier that says he or she is trying to "help" me make my story "better" to be very arrogant.

Tell me what the specific problems are and I will fix them but by no means think that you have "helped" to make my story "better".

Further more, I don't need a verifier's help to be proud of my work.
I think it would be nice that if I saw a Recommended Read award on a story that I could see which Moderator recommended the story and why the Moderator thinks the story is outstanding.
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my wife doesn't suck my cock...she might suck cock, she just does'nt suck my cock


I had a girlfriend in college that loved sucking my cock. She even loved swallowing when I orgasmed. In fact, I have never had a girlfriend that didn't suck my cock. Do you go down on your wife? Maybe if you did she would suck your cock.
Easy to answer because I always seem to attract younger women.

Younger women like older men because older men have learned to treat women with respect.

I also think in the case you just mentioned that because you were ignoring them when they found you attractive, that made them try harder to get your attention. You didn't just start drooling over them like a guy their age would have done.