I always enjoy massage parlors, dirty book stores, any of those places that have the wonder of what exactly is it beyond the Green Door.There's this adult book store off the highway going up this mountain grade. I pass it before and this time, I pull in. I walk into the store and it's your usual assortment of plywood assembled shelves with VHS porn tapes. It's the 80's. yah' know. Well, I'm browsing and then grabbing my b...