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CarnalSanders
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
United States
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Shaving the sack can be a bit daunting. If you've thought about it but never tried, here's some advice. Get one of those Finishing Touch trimmers. The ladies will know what it is - about the size of a fountain pen, battery operated, for doing detail work. Available in most grocery store cosmetics aisles Don't get the one for men called Microtouch - the teeth are spaced farther apart and you can do some real damage! manipulate your balls so the skin stretches smooth and do sections - easier to control that way and though counter-intutive, the Finishing Touch makes it difficult to nick skin. Once you've gotten yourself smooth down there, a normal electric shaver about every other day helps keep you that way. I use a Norelco rotary flex head for that - separate from the shaver I use for my face.
When my oldest was born 22 years ago, my wife had to have a C-section so they shaved her as part of the procedure. She was unhappy about that at the time, so I did myself as a method of comiserating with her. When we discovered that it grew back itchy, we both decided to remain smooth. Been that way ever since. Sometimes the guys at the gym ask about that and I tell them. Several have tried it. For those that try to mock me, I just tell them it's a legacy from my college days when I was paid to act in porn. It's a lie, but that usually shuts them up pretty good!
When my oldest was born 22 years ago, my wife had to have a C-section so they shaved her as part of the procedure. She was unhappy about that at the time, so I did myself as a method of comiserating with her. When we discovered that it grew back itchy, we both decided to remain smooth. Been that way ever since. Sometimes the guys at the gym ask about that and I tell them. Several have tried it. For those that try to mock me, I just tell them it's a legacy from my college days when I was paid to act in porn. It's a lie, but that usually shuts them up pretty good!
That was GREAT! As a son, son-in-law and grandson of Grammer Nazis myself, I am accutely aware of the types of mistakes that pass right on through in print and in audio/visual media these days. Even news- and sportscasters in the anchor chairs make more errors these days than would ever have been considered acceptable in years past.
As a Weird Al closet fan, I also enjoyed "Foil" - a take-off on "Royals" by Lorde.
As a Weird Al closet fan, I also enjoyed "Foil" - a take-off on "Royals" by Lorde.
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What a delicious display of devine diversity on this thread! This ebony princess, however, is by far my favorite. Oh how I'd long to go skinny-dipping in the pool with her.
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Not really a fan of mass-produced, over-hyped, watered-down American brews - although the Budweiser commercials are usually pretty good. My main hobby is cars, specifically, Pontiac Trans Ams. So about a year ago, I 'discovered' the Real Ale Brewing Company, out of Blanco TX. They produce a seasonal heavy ale called "Phoenixx Double ESB" Yes, that's two Xes for an Extra Special Bitter ale. Love me some dark, heavy brewskies, so I'm sipping on one right now. What does my hobby have to do with this? The label is black with a gold screaming chicken on it, just like 'Smokey And The Bandit'. It's gotta be a craft beer for me. Otherwise, I'll have a Jack-on-the-rocks, please.
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Although not for everyone, Kinklab's Neon Wand can help you explore that personal boundary between pleasure and pain. The ElectroErotic unit is adjustable from little more than a wild visual effect through mild tingling with a bit of sparks, all the way up to a jolt that'll either inspire you or define that boundary you don't wish to cross. Metal toys can take on a very sinister nature when used with the Power Tripper attachment.
I'm new to these boards, but my spouse and I keep a collection that includes two wands, most of the attachments and metal impliments that include pinwheels, cuffs, clamps and a tassle flogger.
(once I figure out the limitations of picture-posting, I'll add one.)
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I'm new to these boards, but my spouse and I keep a collection that includes two wands, most of the attachments and metal impliments that include pinwheels, cuffs, clamps and a tassle flogger.
(once I figure out the limitations of picture-posting, I'll add one.)
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