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Carlos2112
Devil's Advocate
I don't remember precisely how I found the site itself because I burned way too many brain cells and I was a kid. I did appreciate it.

You see, there are no qualms from anyone when you see the same level of violence in a film. I'm thinking the opening scenes of Saving Private Ryan when they landed at Normandy. Why is something erotic at the same level not okay? I say that it is therefore I am gratified a site like this exists.

What kept me coming back was how to thing is set up. There are other sites which I will not name, but they seemed somewhat cold, clinical, and not homie, Lushstories feels like I'm sitting down in someone's living room, it's like people live here. I like that.

Mind you, I still remember the early days of the internet, the stigma that everybody on the web is a weirdo. It's not logical, but I don't want to be viewed that way. You cannot unring that bell. As a result, I'm a little more reserved here than I am normally, ain't that a bitch. Most people do the opposite, the anonymity allowing them to cut loose. I'm the quintessential black sheep of the family and have been my entire life. I go against the flow, not with it.

Then there was the writing, my God a lot of these stories are simply phenomenal. The talent, the workmanship that I've seen is humbling. I thought I was a pretty good storyteller, but I run out of fingers well before I'm done counting the people who take it to another level. I think the appreciation shows in my comments. I really mean those.
When you touch me, I'll let you know it ... and encourage much more touching touch, touch, touch.
To publish here is not something I take lightly. To have my musings published alongside these incredible stories forces me to up my game, compels me to become a better writer. You people get it, the readers are blind, write as though you're physically leading them through your creation because that's precisely what writers should do.

Finally, saving the best for last, the people. I've gotten to know some of you a little. I've come across some fine humans ... here ... on an erotica site.
My friends, some of whom I've known 30-plus years, think I'm a pervert, a horndog, oversexed, and out of control. They wonder if my exuberance over such a website and near daily reading from it is a sign that I've gone back on certain illegal central nervous stimulants.To which I respond, "Back on? I never quit", just to piss them off.
They change the subject when I mention a story on this site because to them, it's all smut. Certainly, that exists, but it's not only smut.There are wonderfully described worlds and fleshed out characters in between the smutty parts. Mind you, they aren't judgemental people, but they hear 'erotica' and ...
Not that my local longtime friends don't mean a lot to me, they do, but the ones I'm making here seem more like the ones I want to have a beer with. That's just silly, you know, being hundreds if not thousands of miles away. It's quite a commute, but that's how I feel.

There, I've been garrulous enough for one evening. If you made it this far, thanks for putting up with my verbose, yet insightful answer to a simple question.
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Carlos2112
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Simmie, the absolute happiest of birthday wishes do I wish for you.
Though I have never met you in person, I'm certain you must be a wonderful lady because of the outpouring of
of love I see in post after post.
Additionally, you stole Milik's heart, he said as much a mere one page ago. He didn't ask for it back which speaks volumes (which you'd expect coming from authors).
Appropriate or not, I send you a huge birthday kiss. I hope Milik isn't the jealous type. Even so, he's got to find me to beat me up, and even then. ... Worth it!
Enjoy your birthday, may it be your happiest ever and rejoice you have one another to share it & every day with.
Sincerely,
Carlos
Now let's party!
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Carlos2112
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Aw poop on a stick,
I think this may torpedo a story I've been working on for a while. The premise involves the music loving protagonist attempting to get his life together & throughout are relevant lines from multiple songs from different artists.
I thought about the intellectual property side of it & thought of citing the artist name within the body of text itself or give credit at the end so as not to interrupt the flow.
Does it matter that I'm not making any money off their creations? YouTubers add 2 bits of info consistently they didn't create it & they're not making any money from it. Perhaps that takes curse off.
Thoughts?
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Carlos2112
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So many come to mind, how will I choose? I'll have to submit several, it's the only way to make sure I've given my best effort

Wow, what a delicious looking pie! I can't wait to taste that hot tangy filling.

"When you cut it, mama, mama please save me a slice, of your custard pie"
(With all props to Led Zeppelin)

That pie was so good I'm in a coma now

If I eat all the filling, I'll let you lick some off my face.

I've never seen a juicier looking papaya, I burying my face in some of that!
(Papaya is Cuban slang for pussy. The more you know)

Too much salt!

"What does third base feel like?"
"Like warm apple pie."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Apple pie, huh?"
"Uh-huh."
"McDonald's or homemade?"
(I'd have never forgiven myself had I excluded American Pie)

How about a generous portion of tube steak, smothered in underwear?

(Hey, you "... can use at dinner ..." You never said it had to be acceptable.)

Bonus Sentence: How long did you have to fist that bird before you could get so much stuffing up there?
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Carlos2112
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Quote by GraceW


Existential Blues


Correctamundo, it most certainly was Existential Blues, by one Mr. Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus.
As per my offer, and as I am a man of integrity, you receive two thumbs up.

Now, because you do have some choice in the matter, up what exactly am I putting my thumbs?
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Carlos2112
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Quote by bria_xo
How old were you when you wrote your first story and what was it about?

What was the very first erotic story you wrote and who was the first person you let read it? Were you worried they wouldn’t like it?

What was the first story you had published?

BTW since I have your attention thank you so much for sharing your gift with all of us!

Bxo



"You ask so many questions
What answers should I choose"

Somebody name it and I'll give you a thumbs up.

My love of writing began long ago, before the dark times, before the empire. I was but a bald-faced boy and was bored with the books available to someone of my tender years so I snuck a much higher grade book from the library shelves and it blew my mind. I saw the name and remembered it from watching School House Rock during saturday morning cartoons so that's what piqued my intrest in that particular book. Not only did it challenge my understanding and comprehension, but it was a wonderous tale of adventure, discovery, and travel that took me along for the ride.

I could not put it down so it had to be taken away by a librarian who noticed how out of place it looked in the hands of one so young.
Her comment that I couldn't possibly understand the book was met with my accurate explanation of what I'd read so far which she ignored, the shrill Nazi automaton.
She took it from my curious hands and replaced it with another book which, A. I'd already read, B. was a lower grade level than I was then, and C. Pissed me off. I yelled "Fine, then I won't read anything!". (I was prone to temper tantrums back then) I stormed out of the library and stormed my unhappy ass home.

I understood the book, but I understood something else for the first time. I felt insulted that I'd been judged negatively even though I'd presented evidence to the contrary. Besides the insult, I was afraid. If presenting the truth didn't make things right, what hope was there? (Welcome to life, Carlos)

I was about 10 and the book was Sacajawea, by Anna Lee Waldo

Fast forward 4 years and I'd been sent to Southern California Military Academy, a private school in Signal Hill (Read Long Beach, Ca.) where they could discipline the orneriness out of me. (They failed) I'd been in so many fights that they kicked out of every junior high school in the area (temper) so this was the last option before moving somewhere they'd never heard of me.
The military school's curiculum included a reading class and I'll give you 3 guesses as to what we did there. Somewhat disinterested, I perused their surprisingly varied selection when I saw a familiar book cover. You may use 1 of your 2 remaining guesses as to what that book was. I devoured it immediately.
Closure.

Amazingly, the first erotic story I wrote was for the fetish competition here on Lush just a few weeks back. I have written things before in several genres, but nothing I ever considered 'finished' so I never allowed anyone to read them. My first work on Lush was a poem and it wasn't 'erotic' per se, but it was the very first thing of mine to be published. So that means that the first person ever to read my erotic work would probably be Curvy Galore when proofreading my fetish entry.
She approved.

I guess I something of a late bloomer because the seed germinated for nigh on 4 decades till I broke the surface of the dirt amongst the rest of you, basking in the warmth of glorious sunlight.

Holy shit, the muse is uopn me! I'd better get to the stories I'm stumped on immediately!
Bye
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Carlos2112
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Surrendering to her fate, mommy's teeth didn't really hurt ... much.


Jesus, WTF is wrong with me? I used all 10.
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Carlos2112
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'Getting rid of'? I think the premise is flawed. The proper response to something like this begins long before you meet this person by being genuine and constantly practicing that genuineness with everyone. This develops a reputation of honesty & integrity then be friendly, but not attracting, be thorough, but not verbose, and leave no room for wishful interpretation of your words. This minimizes the chances they'll think you're merely playing hard to get. Do this properly and and they'll fuck right off. Cheers
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Carlos2112
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Unfortunately, I have no other half, but if I did, I'd keep no secrets from her. I'd encourage her creativity to write, both solo & collaboratively, and enjoy reading stories together. That kind of open honesty has to exist from the very beginning so that sharing such intense eroticism flows naturally between us. At least, that's how it should work on paper.
There's a die roll or two in real life and in keeping with that metaphor, I'd only add that she needed to roll the hard six, HELLO!
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Carlos2112
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I could not decide which one of these gems I wanted to bless you all with. Suddenly, I realized that there was no rule in place forcing me to decide.



One can pick two different, but great songs.
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Carlos2112
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Important as a milestone, absolutely, as it tells you where you are and how well you manage the need for shelter. However, as a method of gauging self worth, it is meaningless. That particular indicator should come from what you are, what you've become and not what you own.

I've had to come to terms with that fact over the last year & a half as fortunes have definitely suffered reversal. I went from the threshold of finally using my VA perk of financing 100% of the purchase to the other end of the spectrum, approaching homelessness after re-aggravating a prior back injury.

To maintain a proper perspective, I focused on what benefits I gained: Location, which to me meant living as close to work as I could afford to so my commutes wouldn't be arduous. Arranging the place as I saw fit, making a statement or not, so long as it pleased me. Ultimately, it affords a person the ability to live life at ease and with greater options.

It is awesome to be in that situation, but one can create a well ordered, more carefree life without home ownership.

I'm currently picking myself up, dusting myself off, & starting over. What else can I do? If I were to recieve a direct 'NO!' from the almighty, assuming he exists or cares ... I was going to say that I'd acquiesce but I'm full of shit. I'd whine and bitch asking why. Who am I kidding?
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Carlos2112
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Quote by Sinnerman
I've been told on numerous occasions it's my dick ..... Oh wait ... Actually, now that I think about it , it"s "I am a dick "


From one dick to another.

"If you're gonna be a dick, be a big one"
Unknown

It's one of the tidbits of wisdom I live by.


As eloquently as I can possibly put it, I can be one seriously moody motherfucker. It's rare, but it has reared it's ugly head, to borrow the phrase.

I've learned to be patient, exercise discipline, and warn ahead of time that I'm currently pissy and I should be left alone till I can process and get over it. Only then am I able to talk to you about this. Please, please, please, heed my words, love.
If that warning isn't heeded after having repeated it several times, I have snapped.

I don't commit violence against anyone, but my words have cut through souls, I'm sorry to say.

Besides that, life with me is a slice of heaven.
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Carlos2112
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Speaking for myself, no. That said, I am not the average man and have been called 'weird' for what I'm about to say, well, type.

What's most important about a woman's breasts, or indeed any other feature, is that it goes with the rest of her. Small breasts go best on a thin woman, being mostly fatty tissue. Add a pair of aftermarket DD's and it doesn't look right, and thus, doesn't attract me.
That's an extreme example, of course. Little things are a nonissue. Breasts, however, are out in the open, clothed or not, and one of the most noticeable changes to a body one can make. Often, the changes aren't needed.

Nobody's perfect, certainly, but most people have seen someone they'd be into if they ...
Same thing with hair, eyes, lips, skin tone, height, or weight, it has to not look out of place. Even if the particular features are lovely, they can still appear out of place to me.

In my life, it's resulted in a wide range of what I've found attractive and very different looking exgirlfriends. I've dated women tall, short, voluptuous, petite, white, black, latina, Asian, fat, skinny, all hair & eye colors and with all of them I found something that made me want to see 'what if'.

Again, I'm judging if she's attractive nor am I opposed to dating her, it's an observation and no more or less important than any other.
It isn't an obsession either as proven by the fact that every woman I've ever loved had some feature or features I didn't think went with the rest of her and as we've fallen in love, I forget about it and no longer notice.

Do I ever tell a woman about an observation?
Fuck no, I'm brighter than I look!

Couples fight already for a myriad of reasons. Why, in the name of everything holy, unholy, or chaotic neutral, would I add more?

For the most part, if you're good with your own body, a good man will be too.

Other women, I cannot speak for. I'm not entirely sure if the attraction mechanisms are the same or if they even matter.

That's my thought and I only took time to jot it down was that it isn't a common one. I think it's somewhat unique.

Be inspired, everyone,
Carlos
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Carlos2112
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I couldn't decide which I enjoyed more so I chose them both. It's not prohibited, I checked.
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Carlos2112
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Love actually only for Keira Knightley. OMG, Keira Knightley isn't a name, it's a statement.

Die Hard because it just is, stop arguing.

Fun Fact: Both films starred Alan Rickman
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Carlos2112
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I always thought Velma had a thing for Daphne. I even tried to masturbate to the idea and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.







For the record:
Mathematically speaking, you could hang a wet winter coat on those nipples.
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Carlos2112
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First sign? That's an easy one. (the answer, not the girl)
A smile that lasts a second or two longer than expected, normally a little embarrassing, yet the facial expression remains confident.
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One has to be very careful to not drive the final nail into the coffin, so to speak. Some couples think having a threesome will "fix" their relationship. Some couples are wrong. I'd need to perform an impromptu interview to ensure I wasn't being used as a stopgap measure in some misguided reconciliation attempt. Threesomes are a fringe benefit of a good functional relationship, always temporary and, most importantly, never on the same level as the existing relationship.

Checklist complete, all smiles, dicks hard, pussies wet, LET'S FUCK!!!!!
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Carlos2112
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Quote by TheSensualLady

Rebellious is my middle name... haha. That's just the type of lovely stuff I was thinking about writing next.


Aye, Mami, I'm certain many men would consider you a dream come true and I, no doubt, would be among them. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. So, would that be the Sensual Rebellious Lady, then?
I'm also certain our collaboration would be very creative, if tiring yet repeated over & over again, ending only after we could no longer ... um, write. What do you say, your thesaurus or mine?
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Carlos2112
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Though I don't consider myself highly experienced, I'll take a stab at it. For most average people the mere mention of the word érotic or erotica' conjures up preconceived and often judgemental categorizations such as "pervert". Most people I share with invariably do one of the following: devalue the work for its erotic content, change the subject, attempt to convince me to tone down or eliminate the sex, assume the only thing I'm capable of thinking about of is sex, usher away nearby children, and my personal favorite inform me how I'm offending the Lord. (The Bible contains a book/play called Song of Solomon and it's highly erotic describing oral sex between a young couple in detail and I am grateful it does).
Sorry for such a long answer to a short question, but erotic literature carries an unfair and unnecessary stigma like no other genre and it is that perception that makes it both different and harder to thrive in. Even some of my most liberal friends assume I only write smut and admittedly that facet exists so I'm forced to correct them saying there's excellent, no, phenomenal storytelling throughout ... and smut.

Now I want to write a truly nasty fuck tale containing incredibly graphic, intense, and hard fucking, but avoid any redeeming social content just to piss everybody off. Any rebellious collaborators out there want to join me?
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Carlos2112
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First off, may I say That"slow finger over the mound" GIF BlackLeatherSkirt28 posted is so fucking hot!


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Carlos2112
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I'm not attracted to men. If I were, I'd acquiesce. In fact, I'd not only honor her request but sandwich her while making out with him, tandem feeding and oral sharing, and of course, zesty butt slapping, taint & balloon knot play.
Long story short, we'd all be tired and very well fucked, perhaps nursing sore genitals, but wanting more.
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It begins with the knowledge, the certainty that of all the places she could choose to go, her first choice is here, with me. It serves as the solid foundation for everything else. from there it's her unrestrained, unfiltered sexually charged actions and behavior. Whatever happens after that is a thrill indeed.
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Fuck me running, I have no clue why I'm confessing this. Who knows, it might end up being cathartic and break me of this stupidity once and for all.
Here goes, kiddies ... Dammit! I find it hard (no pun intended) to actually put it to words, never mind putting those words before you all.
I warn the reader upfront I've been known to get caught in the moment becoming, shall we say, a bit verbose.

It's taken me close to an hour to really muster the intestinal fortitude ... and still nada. Perhaps if I smoked some pot ...

Okay, all that did was make me laugh at my flaws and give me the munchies. Oh, I know, METH!

Disclaimer: No methamphetamines were harmed during the writing of this post.

My biggest flaw is that I am always attracted to, not just the wrong woman, but the absolute epitome of what I should steer clear of.
Disclaimer ll: I have nothing against piercings & tattoos. I have a few myself and I believe that no one should be judged negatively for how they adorn their bodies.

With that.

I like bad girls with lots of piercings to pull on with my teeth and lots of ink to trace the tattoo outlines with my tongue before finally feasting on her delicious vagina. Many women who fit that description are eager to find a gainfully employed, creative, funny, good looking man who's strong, grounded, and completely housebroken (like me) for the long term purpose of faithfully treating each other right and supporting each other through fair weather and foul. I always end up meeting the other girl. You know, the one who'll steal from my home from the first time she enters or offers herself to my friends as soon as I go to the bathroom. (thankfully I have honorable friends) Sometimes she's not a thief who fucks a man's friends, but rather she's bat shit fucking crazy (cue up Buckcherry). It is so hot to be accused of fucking a girl you've never met, but were merely standing near. Hell, even their threats of castration have a certain style one has to admire. It's at those times I miss the thieving friend fuckers.

The latest one didn't steal from me (as far as I know) and she isn't fucking the entire planet. No, she just doesn't see me as her type, but only as a friend. ... no benefits ... She likes the thug ass gang member bad boy type. Okay, that's not me and I'm not one for faking the funk so a girl will like me. I can accept that I'm not her type. Hell, a large number of my friends are women, no harm in having one more. Then, after a messy break up with her last guy, she tells me how she's interested in this new guy; a guy I know and he is nowhere near thug. Worse yet, I'm a hell of a lot better looking than him!!! "I like weirdos" she told me. I'M A FUCKING WEIRDO!! I write erotic stories hoping people I've never met will read them and masturbate. That's pretty fucking weird if I may say, but I am grateful to have found this weirdness and I encourage other writers of erotica who's work has "touched" me; praising their efforts and creativity and thanking them for sharing it with us.
I don't think she even considered how sharing her new interest would hurt me, but hurt it did. I've never heard her sound more sincere than in telling me how much she liked him. I couldn't hold it in and made a comment that reeked of jealousy. I showed weakness. Get this, she got mad at me. "You selfish fucking bitch!" was my first thought and, though not very creative, seemed apropos considering the outrageous nature of her hurtful banter. She could've shared anything else and had my solid support, but this? ... In fact, she did share something with me even heavier that same day. I won't go into detail about it because I made a promise. The point is I was good to her, as good as I could be and more so than almost anyone else, but reacting hurt when she knowingly hurt me earns me her ire?

I'm worth so much more than I'm getting. I'm honest without being heartless, attentive without being a wimp. I strive to be the kind of man a woman willingly respects; a man with the same integrity behind closed doors as when in public and not some two faced coward. I'm a man who certainly isn't perfect, but works to eliminate those failings. I communicate and listen. I commit myself and my resources to the relationship so long as she is committed to me and even extend it till it's clearly over. I'll not only walk the extra mile with her, but walk every mile she needs me to because I'm in for the long haul. I'm funny, I tease, give great advise and even greater massages. Good lasting foreplay is my preferred modus operandi and I enjoy sex from slow lovey dovey to playful and energetic to rough and nasty and everything in between. Even if we indulged in BDSM it would be mutual and beneficial to us both. You'd call me Master only if you felt I'd earned that title while your submission, obedience, and dedication would make it an honor to call you my beautiful slut. MY beautiful slut! We are one another's', no longer self seeking, but favoring one another.

Role play? Fuck yeah! I'm the dirty old man who happens upon the frightened young run away or I'm the captured American pilot while you're my Nazi interrogator. I might even be ... Daddy
I'm very oral (and damn good at it), still have a healthy libido and stamina at 50 and size isn't an issue. I'm a loyal friend, non judgmental, and easy to get along with. I'm also supportive towards a woman's goals and do what I can to help her succeed if she will allow me to. I love kids whether we make them ourselves, she has kids already, or both. I currently have none so my schedule is flexible. I'm sorry if it sounds like bragging or exaggeration. That's the last thing I want to portray. I just learned what not to do and then reversed it and wound up doing what I was supposed to. If there's anything good and worthwhile about me, it came after making almost every mistake along the way. I may only learn the hard way, but when I've learned it, I've learned very well, indeed. Top it off with not sleeping with anyone but her and I think that covers everything she is going to rely on me for. If there's more, I'll do more.

All I attract and am attracted to are women that find no value in the kind of man I've worked so hard to become. For the most part they see only a resource to be consumed while exerting as little effort as necessary to achieve said goal; not all of them, of course. Oh, I can fight it and keep myself from these women by exercising personal discipline, but my own lust betrays me and I find myself craving the inherent web of lies found in too many women. It's been my experience that a bad girl with the boldness to trash my heart has the boldness to look down between our legs and join me in a filthy, nasty color commentary and giving a blow by blow (yes, the pun was intended) of the action to go with that phenomenal sensation we're giving one another.
(Me) "Look at your pussy lips! They cling so tight to my dick on the way out!"
(Her) "She's saying 'don't go, daddy!"
Now that is a couple eager to make one another cum and cum really hard and yes, it was an actual excerpt, a tamer example.

Wow, told you I get carried away, but a lot of that has never been articulated outside of my head. Much was hard to write and even harder to proofread. I was given a great piece of advice I've followed for years. It spoke to handling to the best of my ability those things over which I have control as only those things can I be held accountable for. I can't help being attracted to women who are bad news, but I can discipline myself to steer clear of them. Oh, and I mean clear. Most of us men do not turn down sex except under extreme circumstances. Besides those, I put out like a fire extinguisher. I'll rationalize now then regret later. The answer would seem clear. Find a good girl with a dirty mind and courage to let her freak flag fly. There are very few of them and most of them were spoken for long ago. It isn't impossible, just highly unlikely.

I think putting all out there did help me, though it's too early to tell how much. It would be great if someone else derived something positive also.
If you stuck around till the end you obviously have patience, perhaps even wisdom. I could use some of that
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