I am seventy-seven years old, weigh 240, have shrunk to 5' 8" from 5' 10" in 1961. I have a Friar's hair ring around my bald spot. I have had foot, knee, heart, shoulder, hand, and elbow surgeries, all of which have left pains that never stop, so I smoke pot as a non-opioid block for the pain. The woman I sleep with and enjoy sex with is seventy-five years old and has had more surgeries than me. She is 183, 5'4" has beaut...