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ByronLord
3 weeks ago
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Well this is where there is a slight difference in terminology that arises. Many women who consider themselves a little bit overweight are actually underweight if anything and many women who describe themselves as 'BBW' are nowhere close.

And then there are the 400lb plus people where the issue is no longer aesthetics but the fact that their weight makes it difficult for them to walk let alone fuck.

Same thing happens on the fitness front. there are 'couldn't finish a marathon in a decent time, I am so unfit' types and there are others who last saw a gym in High School.
Well following the new regime I entered a contest and noticed that this time my story did not immediately get marked down with a '1'.

They did a 2 instead.

I don't think anything can be done about it but it is pretty clearly a competition related thing. Some people really think that the way to win a competition is to mark down all the competing stories.
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Often I think the futility in the question is more to do with the choice of wording.

Someone will ask a question like "do you really like having your nipples played with?" Which I'm sure is intended as "do you find nipple play more stimulating than would be considered usual?" rather than as it's often read: "do you actually like your nipples played with?" - to which the answer will almost always be "well, duh!"

I think it comes from having a dozen a day from the same poster who doesn't seem to take any interest in the answers.
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Depends if the target is Republican or Democrat, House or Senate.

There are some who deserve a pineapple
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Do you actually ever read porn?

Sticking a finger or a thumb up the anus to stretch it during sex is a pretty effective way to amplify a female orgasm. Lesbians have been doing that since Sapho's time.
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For sex or wearing out in public?


Depends if the target is Republican or Democrat, House or Senate.
Which is why one of the executive orders signed by President Obama in the press conference this morning states that women are no longer allowed to complain that men refuse to ask for directions.
I think some of the creepers in the chat rooms are likely to remain virgins quite a long time unless they work out a more appropriate approach.
Oh they are worse than you can imagine...

First off the cost of having them solved is about $1 per thousand, there are folk who do nothing else all day in Afghanistan.

Most of them are actually harder for humans to solve than computers. Computers are really good at detecting red text on a slightly darker red background, people are not.

And most of the sites that use them do it in a stupid way. If you get one thing in the form wrong you have to prove that you are not a bot again.

Some idiots even put them on their checkout... stupid stupid fucks.
Yeah yeah, Skene's gland...

I am rather skeptical of the purported rate of production.

Now granted we have a bit of an issue here as there are definitely some porno videos out there that are obviously fake. And there is a huge incentive to produce a video where the girl is producing gallons of fluid. Like the porno video where the guy is banging the girl in a van and all you see is the van bouncing up and down till a white milky fluid starts leaking out the doors and windows... there are definitely fakes out there.

But there are also girls who claim this is a real phenomenon which I believe but my problem is that I don't have pics of them producing squirt by the pint.

And I find it really weird that there are no good academic papers on this.

If we are talking about the female prostate then the female ejaculate is going to be roughly the same volume as a man's and we are talking in terms of a few cc which is plausible. But if we are talking more than a few CC then the gland would have to be huge and be connected to a large supply of liquid.
Hmm, anatomically speaking, where does the water come from?

I have read all sorts of books that purport scientific evidence that (1) squirting does not exist except in porn flick fakery, (2) it is real but the squirt is not urine.

I can't see how either position is likely.

The liquid has to be coming from somewhere. The rate at which glands can excrete saliva, lubricant etc is pretty slow. The liquid can only come from the capillary system after all.

So if the squirt is not coming from the bladder, there is a whole new physiological mechanism involved. But finding actual real academic papers on the phenomena is petty hard. Is nobody studying it?

Most likely what is happening is that the wires are getting crossed causing the bladder sphincter to let go.
Females are programmed to be attracted to males who demonstrate an ability to provide for them. That indicates that they are more likely to have genes that lead to successful offspring.

Women are really not very attracted by the thought of how much money a man will spend on them. But just as getting into Harvard or Oxford or being an Olympian is likely to make someone more interesting, having money can be an indicator of achievement.

Conspicuous consumption on the other hand is more likely to be a turn off since however much money a guy has it could be gone pretty quickly.
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I found his books entertaining, but I wouldn't call them well written


Actually, I spent a lot of time studying Dan Brown because they are so badly written. But we keep on reading them!

The secret is that he is absolutely ruthless about the hooks at the end of each chapter. And he has never less than two and never more than four plot threads running at once.
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I feel that to make such statements about a literary giant as apposed to the Danielle Steels of this world requires some explanation. For example I can't stand J.K. Rowling because she just took the idea of a privileged education added magic to it and then churned out works in a formula as was Ian Fleming's stuff. However Hemingway's unique, terse style manages because of the structure to say so much with so few words and remains because of this always undated.


The point of Harry Potter is that there is a long history of UK childrens' books set at boarding schools. Enid Blyton did several different series. It was something of a satire.

As for Ian Fleming, he didn't just invent the modern spy novel genre, he invented the CIA. The OSS which was the predecessor was put together on FDR's orders on the basis of daily discussions with Flemming.

From Russia with Love was an actual plan he would have directed to take an Enigma machine if they hadn't had one just fall into their lap before they ran it. In the service he was known for the 'Flemming flair'
What I love about the demotivational posters is that they have completely killed the originals. Only the most idiotic CEOs keep them on their walls these days, might as well have a Newton's cradle executive toy like from the 80s before they made the dirt cheap knock offs.

In a few years time people will be looking at them and thinking 'hey you could make motivational posters instead'.
There is a difference between typescript and printing.

In monospaced typewriter fonts it is usual to use a double space. But we stopped using fixed width fonts for almost all purposes decades ago.

Double spaces are never used in proper typography. In fact HTML will compress all multiple spaces to one unless you use the   entity.
Certainly not because I needed the money so it wouldn't count. I turn down offers of legal work at a rather higher rate than top hookers get so I can't see the question occurring.

Saying, what if you needed the money results in a nonsense question, what if you needed the money so badly, etc. It depends on how you interpret the question.

And fallen men aren't quite in the same class as fallen women, are they?
Not a problem at all.

And even if it was an issue, only an oaf would mention that it was.

After all, it will only ever be an issue once!
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i usually carry a measuring cup with me - any less then a full cup of sperm and there's no second date. smile


Umm, must be tricky for the girls...

Actually the volume of sperm changes according to the number of prospective mates in the environment. If there is only one desirable female she gets the full load. But if there are two the male will reserve about a third on the offchance of nailing the other one. (scientifically tested that!)

Now if the folk who make viagra (which I have no need for yet) would only make something that would increase the number of squirts (potentially a boon to every male over 25).
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I like the poem. Nevertheless, I think each woman can speak to what they prefer in the dick department, no? As stated earlier, preferences are honest and real, and if we can drop the bullshit that it doesn't matter, or that it's only polite for men to state preference in women, then we'll have come a long way. smile


Oh you can state a preference.

Just don't say that my prick is anything less than awesome.

Now the only girl that I know ever expressed a preference to me was actually worried about too big rather than too small but given what I was about to do to her I could see her point.

Fortunately she did not complain (too much) when she saw mine.
That reminds me of a time I had with a girl who was into that.

After my hand was inside she asked for more so I slipped a finger of my other hand in and she asked for more and so it went on till I had both hands in her pussy.

Then she said 'now clap' and I replied 'there is no fucking way I can do that'.

And she replied, I know, tight arn't I?
Hmmm.... see 'do you prefer a tight pussy or a loose one'

And no, a hand is not bigger than a baby's head!
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so... why is it when the guys ask about cock size, and one of the girls says something other then "oh, it's not about the size, it's about what he does with it, cock size doesn't matter to me" like when she says "small cocks are shit", she gets jumped on and yet, it's ok (and trust me, i do think it's ok) to discuss tight pussies vs wide pussies and be all "yeah, why would anyone want to fuck a loose vagina?"

just me thinking out loud...


Umm actually as far as orgasms go, the tongue is the most effective, fingers next and the penis a poor third. Penis size does not matter much because the clitoris is rather inconveniently placed at least half an inch from the place it would be most effective in about 80% of human females.

Now in other animals the clit is right in the vagina!

Also men get wound up about the length which is rather silly when the only effect of having a really long cock is that (1) it takes more blood to get it hard and (2) the girl gets poked in the cervix which many don't much like. If the size thing was really about pleasing the girls then they would be worrying about the girth.


For a more extensive explanation, see my poem Concerning Your Penis (Now That You Dumped Me):

Well you said your wife's a liar when she said your prick's no use.
But on the subject of your penis she was tellin' you the truth.
I don't need seven inches or an eleven inch surprise.
But man oh man, your dick's just small, it's hardly any size
If a girl wants it licked its gotta be slicked...

Seriously, pubic hair in the teeth is a bit icky...
I found the player's background totally impossible to read. Turning off the background has to be a reader option.

Also the backgrounds chosen need to be much more monochromatic in general. The high contrast light/dark background means that there is no text color that is readable.
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ok my hubby wants to share me with other guys . what is the turn/on about sharing your wife or girl/f ?


Different guys have different reasons for wanting to do it. For some guys it is just a thing they are into, the idea of watching some other guy nail their girl turns them on. For others it is because they like the idea of seeing another man make her come. For others it would be because the woman has a much higher sex drive than they do and they can't keep up.
I don't see mouth on the list.

You might want to try there first.