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Bunited2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
United States

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I've been into it since I was 19, never asked, never planned just went in if it didn't feel
good to them I'd pull out....but that was only a couple times.

Kind of a funny anal story: My 1st GF after my marriage (about 7 years ago), she was a
liberal but as a Mother in her early 40's she was somewhat conservative w/2 teenage sons.

We'd talked about anal sex a few times (and she'd bring it up) but was always afraid of
getting hurt (I'm a bit larger).

Anyway, a Sunday afternoon same MO, sons were w/Dad, we'd been gardening and drinking
wine. Then she gets on all 4's on the bed (after a BJ EVERY time). I'm going at it and all of a
sudden she stops, gets up and gets this big bottle of lube off the night stand, looks up at me
and say's "I want to try something different"...so I'm like "Yeah! finally going in through the
back door"....then she turns goes in the bathroom and starts puking...I was like "yeah,
that's different"....she never could hold her liquor (well, sometimes anyway).

That was it, laying on the bed watching tv...listening to her ralph.

Bunited2
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@Metilda....it's not?

I have found really lubing everything up a lot helps keep it from sticking.

But, then again it comes (as it were) with the territory.

Bunited2
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I never really got into porn, I've always been a 3D guy (if you cant touch
it, what's the point?). However I used to record my GF and I together, now
when I watch those...!!!

I got an app on my phone to even watch a couple whenever I want..

One time though I was showing her a spanking video online and Einstein
here somehow managed to 'Like' it on Facebook....was wondering, so sure
as heck checked, it posted on my FB!...I learned pretty quick how to delete
a post.

Got banned from YouTube, separate story.

Bunited2
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I don't think my last post was really that useful as to add to the subject, but I have been a student
of the human Psyche since I was a teenager. I read the book 'Body Language' when I was 14, by the
way ladies when you're talking to a guy, if you watch his mouth when he talks, you're an open book,
trust me it's true.

If you want to do any type of a scientific 'pre-interview' especially on a date, not in a bar when you
1st meet, ask him 'how many GF's have you had in the last 5 years?' if he say's 2 or 3 he's probably
got something going, then ask 'how long were they?', if he say's 1.5 months you know there's something
going on somewhere. He's either an A Hole...or?

If he say's 1 yr, 2 yr's, etc...if he wasn't that big he would never have made it that long, unless he was
talented, which is another angle (as it were).

Then depending on age and other factors, you can't beat a guy that makes you happy...right?

Bunited2
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I'd like to weigh in (get it? weigh in?) here I'm a bit above average, but would never make it as a porn star.

I'm just very comfortable around anyone and just act as myself (with a sense of humor). Whenever I've met
a woman, I was never thinking yeah I can be 'Cocky'..? I got nothing to worry about if we ever get down.

My GF (who was a model at one time) asked me early on when we started dating "Do you ever get nervous
around good looking girls?" I said "when I hit around 20 years old I got the ability to just be myself, I don't
need to pretend or try to impress, if I were around a really good looking girl, if they didn't care....then 'F' em
figuratively"

But, then again on our 1st date I got a hardon at the table sitting facing her in the restaurant, so she kind
of got an idea before taking the car off the lot....hey wait a minute, maybe it wasn't my personality.

For the record, we're coming up on our 4th year together.

Bunited2
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Give me 6 minutes after I smoke this cigarette and I'll do anything....again.