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pretty new to this forum malarky so no idea how to lol. not long had my forum cherry picked
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BornyHouseHusband
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Newquay
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Mine is exactly as it is bored and horny all the time and a house husband who likes to flirt and talk dirty lol
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Ladies what do you do when you there wound up like a spring horny as hell a needing nothing more than a good old fashioned fuck, but your other half is dead to the world asleep:
a)masturbate somewhere else
b)masturbate next to him and hope he wakes up hearing you
c)slap the rude bastard and say "take that cock out"
d)knock on the door of your really hot neighbour/fuck buddy in your birthday suit
e)nothing
or something else
a)masturbate somewhere else
b)masturbate next to him and hope he wakes up hearing you
c)slap the rude bastard and say "take that cock out"
d)knock on the door of your really hot neighbour/fuck buddy in your birthday suit
e)nothing
or something else
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Depends where I'm wanking tissue, floor, table, missus, ASDA changing room mirror
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Last Sunday in a hotel I hope the rest of the bastards woke up listening to us banging ten bails of shit out of the walls with the headboard after the fucking noise they all made getting back from the clubs!!!
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2-3 times a day usually. as for what over too many to name but sveral of the mums where my kids go to school
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why the hell not you'd ask her to lick you clean after a good fuck so fairs fair
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a nice gentle blow job to wake up to is amazing especially once I've woken up. although I was that sound asleep once that my missus sucked and sucked and I didn't wake up but got me standing to attention so she jumped on said she came 3 times while I slept on (i'd had a skin full the night before) so I had to oblige her by helping cum 3 more times with my assistance it was the only decent thing a bf can do.
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Curious ladies how often is to often for a man jacking himself off without you there?
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I like to go for deep inside although it was such a turn on when my missus jacked me into her hand and then rubbed onto her tits in the nightclub we were partying in had me hard again 60secs flat whoah good time.