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BornyHouseHusband
1 month ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Newquay

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Yeah I'm the same the Missus couldn't believe it she looked very surprised after our first night couldn't work out where it had disappeared lol
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I'll be honest I've lied.
Yeah I've shot my load but my experience has required to say yeah it was great when she was like a sack of spuds. Even when it's been good though you say it was great just so you dont make them feel disappointed. Just next time guide them more towards what you like. Women do the same to men
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Ladies my question for you all is how do you like a man to keep himself down around his cock.

I like my women to keep themselves tidy so why shouldn't I show the same courtesy, does anyone really like to get a hair at the back of their throat?
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Well I've never had any complaints but then I was informed by my best female friend, the only women who worry about it are those that feel like they have a candle waving in a cathedral. It was a great analogy. I'm nothing massive I'm just average, but then I've been very lucky with some very tight women and boy can I feel them stretch.
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In the upstairs hallway with my Missus' ass banging against the neighbours adjoining wall I like them to here here scream and I know the next doors wife listens and gets herself off listening, her husband got wrecked at the pub and asked us to stop cause he didn't like his wife fingering herself listening to our sex.

We're waiting till he has to work away again next and doing it again then going around and knocking on the door to see if she needs a hand with anything
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Ladies two scenarios to choose from

You have been chatting to a guy online, your a perfect match you have some similar interests you both emotionally and mentally complete each other and then you finally meet up and this wonderful man looks plain/unattractive and while your hearts saying this man will make you happy for the rest of your life, your body is getting no reaction to his appearance.

You go to a bar meet the most stunning man of your life, he's sexy confident well dressed and amazing your body is screaming take me, fuck me senseless. Yet after half an hour with him your bored out of your mind nothing about this guys personality is making any connection but your body still screams at you!!!!!

Which one do you pick!
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Agree especially if you have a hot and horny Missus while your sat there.

More than 2 shakes is a wank?
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Definitely the first kiss the sparks that fly between you in that moment only move to heighten the first fuck
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Ex was great cock sucker but never kept herself trimmed so was coughing up hair balls. My Missus ain't brilliant cock sucker won't even let me finish in her gob let alone spit or swallow but going down on her is great trimmed or shaved and tastes sublime,
It really depends on the partnership between you always keep myself trimmed and a nice polished head though.
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Pussy I love the feel of a woman's kitty lips wrapped around on my cock and the twitching of her body as she cums
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It don't matter the size it's about how a woman feels about her chest size, a woman with an a cup whose confident and dresses to her best can be more impressive than a g cup woman whose embarrassed by them.
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After watching a really old episode Of milf hunter my Missus at the time dared me to pull a milf at the pool take her back to our room and fuck her brains out. Well I scored took her back to the from And had her leaning over the balcony window looking out at the pool. While her husband and kids just came back to the Pool from going to the shop she screamed out loud and ducked out of sight before her husband saw. Lucky for me and the ex she liked women too you can guess how holiday ended
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On a recent investigation into questions asked of local councils in England one of the most bizarre questions asked was "is the a list of glory holes in the county"

My question would any of you ladies ever take advantage of a glory hole if presented with a rock hard cock?
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Granted but you have religious fanatics knocking on your door all day.

I wish for an amazing kiss from slutpuppy
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My Missus is the same no where near as bad yours we go a month and a half but so long as I've got lush to chat and have a good time I get by
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role play gomez and Mortisha addams beggingn her to whisper french in my ear as I kissed up her arm lol
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20yrs I guess would be good although thats only older, stick to the legal requirments of the 16yrs old in the uk
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Holychristmas #4
Pixie #2
chefkathleen #4
Sugarbabe #3
Nikki #2

Mine

1- I have appeared on a game show

2- I was caught on tv screwing my missus in a back alley by a news reporter

3- I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do

4- I tripped over in a club and ended up face down in Russell Brands lap