There was a young lady from New Orleans
With boobs like big ole’ soup tureens
Miranda was frightfully shy
To undress in front of a guy
Her blushes were sweet
A floozie of some ill repute
Dressed up in a tight fitting suit
Her waist it was cynched
The water was warm and clear
As he spied n her from very near
Naked in the hot tub
Hoping she would rub
And send over a bottle of beer
Can anyone here ‘have it all’?
On the towels it said "Hers and Hers"
No way either got involved with sirs
The stains were suspicious
The ski lift stopped in mid-air
Alone, could be fun, do we dare?
Four tangled skis later
And a kindly lift operator
Copped a feel as we tumbled down bare
It’s always a pleasure to play
The ski lift stopped in mid-air
Alone, could be fun, do we dare?
Dangerous unless cuddled
Likely to be late
She came from the Greek isle of Sappho
Gave all sorts of sex a real good go
She was down with the sisters
Not so much on the misters
She came from the Greek isle of Sappho
Gave all sorts of sex a real good go
She was down with the sisters
Not so much on the misters
A sweetie from Princeton, En Jay
Had toys and she sure loved to play
She had to decide
Which one she’d slide inside
A sweetie from Princeton, En Jay
Had toys and she sure loved to play
He leers at the damsels and dames
While they play their coquettish games
One day one will fall
A flirt I know never comes through
Teasing Rob 'till his balls are blue
She knows what she’s doing
It brings on boo hooing
So what is the poor man to do?
He leers at the damsels and dames
A flirt I know never comes through
Teasing Rob 'till his balls are blue
She knows what she’a doing
A tight blouse, a skirt, and no panties
To the clubs to troll with no scanties
They'll all have a drink
And they’ll tip you the wink
The girls, they laugh and they giggle
They writhe and they thrust and they wiggle
As they ride up and down
The glass elevators in town
In my closet a bogeyman hides
When I’m bad he emerges and chides
He does nothing tawdry
Unfortunately the light bulb blew and it was pitch dark
Her panties slid down to her knees
Showing me just where to tease
I licked and I kissed
In Pigalle, a Parisienne hooker
Was a hit, tho not much of a looker
Her technique astounded
Skills and assets well rounded
In Pigalle, a Parisienne hooker
Was a hit, tho not much of a looker
“I’m pregnant,” Jill cried in dismay
Jack retorted in shock “No way!”
"It can't be mine, lass"
“I came up your ass”
Jack and Jill picnicked in the park
At midnight when all was quite dark
A pervy old dude called Ken
Went to bed at a quarter to ten
He awoke with a start
as he smelt his own fart
A pervy old dude called Ken
Went to bed at a quarter to ten
. And those who aren’t nice are naughty (and to be fair they are both naughty and nice!)
