Great news x congratulations on getting this working, looking forward to the site being usable again xx
She’d walk on the beach with her beau
Taking things gently and slow
A bee in her bonnet
As he lay in the dark, time passed, so he thought
‘Twas pleasure in the dungeon he sought
Anticipation delicious
Much delight can be had there in bed
For those who are easily led
Tho you can’t make them drink
Roses are red
That is a sad group
Anonymous ‘members’
Silly names to boot
Grey people, red backgrounds
Nothing personal there
With names that scream out
‘Buyer beware’
‘It’s not always the way
To have badges on on show
Some like to hide them
So nobody knows
Being anonymous
Lurking a while
Watching the girlpile
From the shadows, a smile
The girl pile needs protection
from the need to contort
Non sexual gymnastics
Strictly a last resort
Continue the fun
Naughty thought, deed and rhyme
Shared adventure and pleasure
The girl pile sublime
A cute cuddly kitty from Crete
Was surprisingly rather discreet
Is this a girl or a cat?
Well, just yell "scat"!
And take a good look at her feet
Who doesn’t love Pussy Galore?
Roses are red
And Wilma adores
Haunting Rob’s head
Whilst his body snores
And Heidi rests happy
The girl pile is waiting
All these lovely ladies
Don’t need a master for baiting ;)
To the bedroom went Heidi and Dee
Lips to lips, hips to hips, knee to knee
A stripper I met in L.A.
Turned out to be male and gay
With a body divine
Between her legs there was a chasm
Where many a lad had an orgasm
She would open it for
those who dared ask for more
(Reason for splitting the line is #6 on the list ;) .....)
The six defining characteristics of a Limerick:
1) A limerick consists of five lines arranged in one stanza.
2) The first line, second line, and fifth lines end in rhyming words.
3) The third and fourth lines must rhyme.
4) The rhythm of a limerick is anapestic, which means two unstressed syllables are followed by a third stressed syllable.
5) The first, second, and final line each have three anapests—da dum da da dum da da dum.
6) The third and fourth lines have two anapests-—da dum da da dum.
There was a lady so pure
That of sex she was very unsure
What bits went where?
Gratification is often found solo
There's no need to inquire how I know
The best way I find
Is to open your mind
Flex your fingers and let yourself go
A fuckbuddy is handy at times
Gratification is often found solo
There's no need to inquire how I know
The best way I find
A choirboy who went to confession
Aged 18 it was his favourite session
(Just keeping us legal here!!!!)
Rob has an interest in pictures
Lush lady friends please don't restrict yours
He needs to exercise his hand
And his oversized gland
Whilst forgetting his Sunday School scriptures
Masturbation is morally right
Some people are terribly mean
On them I’m certainly not keen
The world needs more Lush
And a slap on the tush
Mature ladies have lots to offer
Lads, don't be a scoffer
When they call you
You know what to do
Carrie had a New Year's resolution
Her marriage required dissolution
Mrs Claus wanted Santa to leave
‘Cause children everywhere believe
He comes just once a year
Really don’t want to dis the site - it is perfect in so many ways xxx
Looking forward to future developments xx
Driving through the glistening snow
Thinking "strange weather, for Monaco"
‘Is there some kind of glitch?’
Roses are red
So would be my face
Should an ornamental nutsack
Be found round at my place
As once was heard said
“This lady’s not for turning”
They edited out
“This nutsack’s for burning”
The strike of a match
The nutsack’s alight
With marshmallows ready
We’ll make it a night
The nutsack it smoulders
I’m licking my lips
These s’mores look delicious
Melting chocolate drips
Go search the thrift stores
For nutsacks galore
Tho if not ornamental
Don’t risk spoiling your s’more
In the back streets of old Amsterdam
Where a guy could be easily scammed
I lost my resolve
Hi lovely
I’ve created a private group for all us old mobile people to stay in touch, to post when we have having private chat rooms up and to find eachother.
Please click the link:
https://
Please request to join
Please pass on to friends from the old site also.
I just want people to be able to connect if they land here a bit confused!
Xx
B
Thanks Nic - the next thing tho - I am not seeing the invite requests and am don’t have a way to accept them - back to square one?