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Bluestars
Over 90 days ago
Pan Genderqueer
0 miles · England

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She said she was freshly divorced 

Monogamy rules no longer enforced

With the world at her feet

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Great news x congratulations on getting this working, looking forward to the site being usable again xx
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She’d walk on the beach with her beau
Taking things gently and slow
A bee in her bonnet
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As he lay in the dark, time passed, so he thought
‘Twas pleasure in the dungeon he sought
Anticipation delicious
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Much delight can be had there in bed
For those who are easily led
Tho you can’t make them drink
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Roses are red
That is a sad group
Anonymous ‘members’
Silly names to boot

Grey people, red backgrounds
Nothing personal there
With names that scream out
‘Buyer beware’

‘It’s not always the way
To have badges on on show
Some like to hide them
So nobody knows

Being anonymous
Lurking a while
Watching the girlpile
From the shadows, a smile

The girl pile needs protection
from the need to contort
Non sexual gymnastics
Strictly a last resort

Continue the fun
Naughty thought, deed and rhyme
Shared adventure and pleasure
The girl pile sublime
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A cute cuddly kitty from Crete
Was surprisingly rather discreet
Is this a girl or a cat?
Well, just yell "scat"!
And take a good look at her feet


Who doesn’t love Pussy Galore?
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Roses are red
And Wilma adores
Haunting Rob’s head
Whilst his body snores

And Heidi rests happy
The girl pile is waiting
All these lovely ladies
Don’t need a master for baiting ;)
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To the bedroom went Heidi and Dee
Lips to lips, hips to hips, knee to knee
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A stripper I met in L.A.
Turned out to be male and gay
With a body divine
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Bluestars is a stickler for rules
Moll thinks they’re more suited for duels
Weapons are chosen
We put on lederhosen



(Not a stickler for rules honest smile it’s a thread for a particular type of verse and it seemed it might be helpful if peeps knew how that type of verse is constructed and read...... shunning seems a bit harsh but I will live xx)
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Between her legs there was a chasm
Where many a lad had an orgasm
She would open it for
those who dared ask for more



(Reason for splitting the line is #6 on the list ;) .....)

The six defining characteristics of a Limerick:

1) A limerick consists of five lines arranged in one stanza.

2) The first line, second line, and fifth lines end in rhyming words.

3) The third and fourth lines must rhyme.

4) The rhythm of a limerick is anapestic, which means two unstressed syllables are followed by a third stressed syllable.

5) The first, second, and final line each have three anapests—da dum da da dum da da dum.

6) The third and fourth lines have two anapests-—da dum da da dum.
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There was a lady so pure
That of sex she was very unsure
What bits went where?
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Gratification is often found solo
There's no need to inquire how I know
The best way I find
Is to open your mind
Flex your fingers and let yourself go


A fuckbuddy is handy at times
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Gratification is often found solo
There's no need to inquire how I know
The best way I find
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A choirboy who went to confession
Aged 18 it was his favourite session


(Just keeping us legal here!!!!)
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Rob has an interest in pictures
Lush lady friends please don't restrict yours
He needs to exercise his hand
And his oversized gland
Whilst forgetting his Sunday School scriptures

Masturbation is morally right
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Some people are terribly mean
On them I’m certainly not keen
The world needs more Lush
And a slap on the tush
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Mature ladies have lots to offer
Lads, don't be a scoffer
When they call you
You know what to do
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(Apologies - it’s just occurred to me that Carrie might be a real person and that may not be an appropriate second line!!! So I’m changing it biggrin)

Carrie had a New Year's resolution
To start a sexual revolution
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Carrie had a New Year's resolution
Her marriage required dissolution
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Mrs Claus wanted Santa to leave
‘Cause children everywhere believe
He comes just once a year
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Really don’t want to dis the site - it is perfect in so many ways xxx

Looking forward to future developments xx
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And I want to add..... this is just tech and the result of coming from an experience designed for mobile devices to one designed for desktop. It’s not a reflection on the way anything is run here. I know I’m the worlds biggest whinger about chat at the moment but there are so many things that work well on the site, even in chat smile

John and Trinity are fab and have welcomed us all, helping to navigate whilst both using different tech has been fun :) everything here is so well organised that it has been easy to drop into. Kevin has been a friendly, welcoming face in the chatrooms and has helped us get through some confusions :)

Gav and Nicola have both been awesome helping to implement quick wins where improvements could be made easily and listening to understand what the bigger changes might be for future. We have two new rooms and a 30 person limit now, this seems to be going down well.

All of the mods I’ve spoken to have been lovely and holy schmoly getting through 50+ stories verified in a month is immense let alone 100! Watch out as I’m joining you in verification corner - too scared to pick up my first one at the moment tho!

I’ve made new friends on the site, it is a different experience but still the same basic desires to be here, to interact, to meet old friends and make new friends xxx
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Thanks lovelies, you are all really kind xxx

I’m glad we’re keeping people here. The old mobile chatrooms were occupied by a community, many of whom were battling through lockdown loneliness and other of life’s crappy deals. Don’t get me wrong - it wasn’t a covid support group biggrin it was a community of flirters, fantasists, exhibitionists, explorers and pleasant pervs! New friendships and new relationships were building every day. Old friendships and relationships knew where to find eachother. Imagine the Cheers bar with a bra rack next to the coat rack, undies all over the floor, candle lit corners for fun fumblings and a few happy go lucky guys cracking one out under the spotlight at the table in the middle of the room ;) Tears were shed when we knew we were closing.

it’s a massive shock to the system trying to navigate the site and chatrooms which are such a different experience. As we’ve been here a while it’s clear there are some things which are great and some which cause pain. Having spent a couple of hours a day at least in chat myself on the old site these days I find 5 minutes is a miracle.

Really hope that something can be done to make improvements:
- firstly to make it visually clearer and less messy on mobile devices - screenshots of old mobile experience show how clear and restful it used to be
- to make it easier to direct comments to people (fixed button bottom right means too much pinching and scrolling, something like the Microsoft right hand click experience where ways to interact with people are shown if you click their name in chat is much easier to use - means pulling the options you see in room list into main chat).
- to filter whispers out of main chat so each conversation is separate (old mobile site effectively filtered chat into ‘my chat with all’, ‘my chat with x’, ‘my chat with y’, ‘my chat with z’ and you would choose which filter to interact with, the filter was made to look like a room list where you moved from room to room - neat. This meant you could park and roll through responding as and when, you didn’t disconnect from conversations and only see what was relevant in each room. It also meant you didn’t disconnect from chats whilst in another which happens here on mobiles. Also makes people whispering much easier to ignore.

It sounds silly and dramatic when I say chat here is painful - it really is tho. It could be a feature of the site and a selling point for membership if it worked more elegantly on mobile devices. I will continue to raise this (had you noticed??!!) as I love this place and want to make it accessible to all smile

Right now people don’t stick around in a difficult experience, and going into empty rooms means nobody stays. I (with help!!) built the mobile chat experience up by sticking around, saying hello to everyone when they appeared, posting pictures for people to land on and start talking about, generally making a welcoming feel. We can do all this again but let’s have something that is worth welcoming people to xxx

If anyone wants to read about how the new experience feels or if any ex mobile site people want to join our group here check it out at

the Old Site Regulars Group

I’m keeping the group closed other than for people who are vouched for from the old site, 92 members so far and 200+ invited. Anyone who can help with redesign of chat experience would pick up info on how people are feeling using the site from this group - much has been shared.

In the meantime, the desire to keep the community is strong. Three ex mobile peeps went on a gifting spree to make sure friends were able to interact with the site. The desire to keep an active community is strong - fix the tech and we’ll have a community ready to use it :)

I’lll shut up now xxx
Hugs for all xxx
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Driving through the glistening snow
Thinking "strange weather, for Monaco"
‘Is there some kind of glitch?’
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Roses are red
So would be my face
Should an ornamental nutsack
Be found round at my place

As once was heard said
“This lady’s not for turning”
They edited out
“This nutsack’s for burning”

The strike of a match
The nutsack’s alight
With marshmallows ready
We’ll make it a night

The nutsack it smoulders
I’m licking my lips
These s’mores look delicious
Melting chocolate drips

Go search the thrift stores
For nutsacks galore
Tho if not ornamental
Don’t risk spoiling your s’more
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In the back streets of old Amsterdam
Where a guy could be easily scammed
I lost my resolve
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Hi lovely

I’ve created a private group for all us old mobile people to stay in touch, to post when we have having private chat rooms up and to find eachother.

Please click the link:

https://

Please request to join

Please pass on to friends from the old site also.

I just want people to be able to connect if they land here a bit confused!

Xx
B
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Thanks Nic - the next thing tho - I am not seeing the invite requests and am don’t have a way to accept them - back to square one?