Roses are red
A girl pile you say?
I’m packing a case
And I’ll be on the way
Travelling light
Seems the best way to go
Just a coat and a guide
To survival in snow
Just one request
Before we all leap
Can I be on the bottom
Of the womankind heap?
I don’t want to squash you
Or cause pain or pout
T’would be awfully sad
To be stretchered out
Granted but it is Friday 13th and Jason’s on his way..... watch out!
I wish I had put warm socks on today
On the last day of 2019
For intimacy she was keen
So there in the bed
With my hands on her head
On the last day of 2019
For intimacy she was keen
All dressed up in her best
Roses are red
Is there time to join in
The old year’s night window
for debauchery and sin?
As the clock ticks along
Just a few hours remain
For kisses and fumbles
And fun with no shame
For in just a day’s time
We can say without fear
“Oh that - well don’t worry -
It was all SO last year”
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Granted oh melodic one! You now have the dullest, most sleep inspiring voice known to mankind. Your every tone induces a yawn, nobody can stay awake around you. You have not had a conversation with a human being in years and are consigning yourself to a lonely cave so humanity can get on with a productive existence without you.
I wish i was immune to self doubt
Granted! You now see that you can’t remember whether to put the clocks back or forwards at midnight, after multiple attempts you forget what the right time was in the first place, your head aches and you throw the clock at the wall so now the cuckoos have a headache too and won’t stop cuckooing at you.... the clock is chiming, you’re going to miss all the fun stuff you had planned for tomorrow and you had probably better just have a drink and forget it all.
I wish I could go back in time and answer some questions
A woman from down-under had gas
Causing others to run away in mass
Butt burps erupting
Giggles, disrupting
Clearing rooms with the power of her ass
He found he’s allergic to farts
On Sundays, don’t get out of bed
Enjoying a cuddle instead
Let your mind wander
Fantasies ponder
We’re wonderfully easily led
A cuddle’s a marvellous thing
An old lady from Sagamore Bay
Was shocked to find out she was gay
When her friend demonstrated
Their tryst consummated
In hours of luxurious play
On Sundays, don’t get out of bed
A muscular lady named Janet
Had the strongest grip known on the planet
A clown named Percy was juggling
He’d rather be back home cuddling
Sprite is pretty fucking awesome
When she is the domme in a foursome
They bend to her will
Exhibiting such skill
That no awesome foursome is more fun
It’s lovely to find you all here
Sprite is pretty fucking awesome
When she is the domme in a foursome
They bend to her will
A lady from Guinevere’s palace
Had a magnificent jewel crusted phallus
Xena, warrior princess of fame
Was known as a girl loving dame
Xena, warrior princess of fame
Found vanilla sex rather tame
Variety and subtlety, occasional banality
Within the confines of rigid formality
Then silliness appears
Horns grow out your ears
And the fifth line brings all some finality
A lady from Lush had no fears
A friend of mine is a tech writer
When it came to sex, she was a biter
Got her teeth into grammar
There was a Princess named Gertie
Who enjoyed sex quite dirty
Didn’t wash for a week
A lass with exceptional taste
Wore corsets constrictingly laced
When she took a big breath
She came close to death
Young Jane was delightfully plump
Possessing an exceptional rump
She shook it with glee
For her neighbor to see
Then blushed, rushed inside for a dump
A lass with exceptional taste
Peter Pan was a bit of a twit
Captain Hook was a bit of a shit
Another rainy day here again
When, my God, when will it end
We’re all getting wet
A studly young Swede known as Sven
Chased the women to an uncertain end
Whether willing or not
Roses are red
Crawling out from the sack
It’s been a long nap
But it’s good to be back
With head feeling fuzzy
And legs all a wiggle
Reading back is already
A delicious giggle
Her prayers were unexpectedly answered
By a swashbuckling, devilish dastard