Hold your applause until after you have read my Bio. Hello, my name is Garland. I hail from the southeast, born and bread is NC (Fuck my life). Writing is me. You couldn't understand me better. There is me, and then there is Walter (whom I like to think of as an egotistical narcissistic cunt bag adorned with a British accent. AKA my writing persona.). So talking to me and reading my writings could provoke to entirely different feelings about who I really am. I'm bi-curious, lets not forget the "curious" people. I don't mind guys, but don't think I could have a "thing" with them, just a "fling" if you get my drift. I'm metro (likes feminine things i.e. clothes{OMG!!! :D}, hair, colored hair, I do on occasion paint my nails, looking good, smelling good). Umm I don't know I have an extremely wild appetite for porn, masturbation, fucking, foreplay, and older women. Yea, yea, yea I like to call them "Mrs. So and so" and RP with that kind of thing. So yea... getting bored yet? If you've read this far you are a trooper. I'm super outgoing with a craving for intelligence that doesn't even have to relate to sex or sexual things. This is gonna be extremely cliche but, I am decently mature for my age. If I'm bouncing off the walls when you first talk to me its either I'm really shocked that your talking to me based on you appearance in your photos or I have just finished watching porn and I am basking in cigarette smoke and some chocolate milk. So come one, come all, read my writings and tell me what you think. I'll write for you about anything. And if you want to know anything else about me just ask. Or, if you want to read non sexual things just let me know.
Favorite Movies Oh dear... umm... Ladder 49, Sugar, Half Nelson, Milk, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, The Godfather, 3:10 to Yuma, Fight Club, American History X.
Favorite Music Deathcore, Dubstep, Techno, Rave, Rap, Hip-Hop. I'm a bass whore. Blast beat and bass drops and extremely loud bass make my day :D
Yes, oh yes. I knew what to do. I had no idea what to do but my body did. It was like a barbaric instinct learned from hours of watching porn. Watching a man and sometimes a girl finger, lick, and pump their pelvis to an unbelievable orgasm. My friend, a...
