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I'm an exhibitionist at heart and I'd love the thrill. My boyfriend wouldn't have to ask twice put it that way, pity he's too shy and wont
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Beckie2309
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 29
United Kingdom
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Take pictures of me putting my dick on literally everything. I would make a twitter account specifically for this purpose. My twitter handle would be @mydickoneverything.
I would also make a lovely scrapbook to remember all the fun times I had with my dick.
I pretty much agree with this. I'd exploit the hell out of it.
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Quote by Miss_B_Having
Absolutely not.. We dislike nipple play as much as men detest any interaction with their cocks!!! It's a MUST! Some men just need to realise they're not tuning in a transistor radio! They're not dials, they're not meant to completely rotate!
This happened to me and it's bloody painful, I'll emphasise the bloody part as one actually bled. It totally ruined the night. Hasn't put me off though, although they are a little more sensitive than they were before!
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Quote by MadMartigan
I imagine it would be even more painfully hilarious than Twilight.
Seriously though, fuck the film.
Just have Gilbert Gottfried read the entire thing for an audio book.
I mean it!
If you don't laugh your ass off at the following video, a wire in your head has been unplugged.
This honestly made my day.
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The story that I have read involves a women who inherits a house and the workers in it. There is an older women who she knew from her younger days and there is also handy man who keeps the garden and grounds in shape, I think his nickname is Mouse. The women finds the man masturbating in his room and gets caught, they feel they're are incompatible and are constant ignoring their attraction, kind of enemies through the process. It's a long story but they eventually end up together. I've said pretty much all I remember and I hope someone can help, I love the story and it'd mean a lot if I could find it!
Many thanks in advance!
Becky x
Many thanks in advance!
Becky x
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'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' This was the most cheesy pickup line I've received, it made me laugh and that's what I like, so it worked to a point!
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Love flying, had to endure a 13 hour flight once which wasn't too fun since it was my first time on a plane... I can't wait for another opportunity :P
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I agree completely with those who said they are more bothered about the man rather than their male appendage, if a man has an amazing personality and happens to be an amazing lover I don't care what he's packing. It's not the size that matters it's how you use it!
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I agree completely with those who said they are more bothered about the man rather than their male appendage, if a man has an amazing personality and happens to be an amazing lover I don't care what he's packing. It's not the size that matters it's who you use it!
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I doesn't bother me really, can't say it's my favourite or most hated word. I'd find it more of an insult rather than another word for pussy :/
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I'm scared of needles so if someone went near my pussy with one they probably get kicked in the face. I know plenty of people though who admitted to having it done and not feeling a thing by the actual process of it being pierced, but it has enhanced their love life apparently. I'd rather stay metal free to be honest :/
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Now I am quite immature when it comes to balls because I find them fascinating and usually tend to leave out my mans cock and focus on them because I love playing with them! But whenever I preform oral or giving him a hand job I never leave them out, They have feelings too!
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About a year ago I would of been that shy girl who never spoke about this even though I am a very sexual person, but lush has most definitely broken my shell! Just today I was talking about masturbating with a friend and we had such a good talk! I think it all depends on how close the friendship or relationship is?
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It's there to be watched! Plus I partake myself sometime too, we get some kinky ideas too so I'm not complaining! 
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Quote by CoopsRuthie
A lot of guys are haphazard in their personal hygiene as well. If I'm going back there I don't want to find dingleberries.
This made me laugh much more than it should of done, but I totally agree. I enjoy it but its not my first port of call.
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If its written well, has a good storyline and isn't too long then I'm partial to a bit of playing :P
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"He wants me to put that where? No chance" this was what went through my head but found it to be okay and not too daunting of a task.
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Simply to use a bullet! And I will have one by the end of next week so guess who is a happy bunny? ;)
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Eye contact is a good way to determine how well you're doing so I always make eye contact! It gives me a thrill knowing he's enjoying himself :P
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Got one as a freebie from an Ann Summers party, lets just say its in the bin. MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THING EVER!
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My boyfriend has known about my interest in Lush for a few years so when the time came that I could make my own account I was eager and quickly created one, even though he was apprehensive at first. I stressed the fact that Lush was simply a place to share my brain with other creative and aspiring writers! I guess some of the stories get in the way as I am so absorbed but it gives me something to do whilst he's busy on his PS3!