His plane arrived at nine fifteen, should be at the arrivals gate at around ten. Takes half an hour to get to the airport, so need to leave at nine fifteen at the latest. It was now twenty past nine and I had no idea where my car keys were. Checked the hall stand; No. Under the hall stand; No. Handbag; No. Pockets; No. Side of sofa; No. Must be on the floor outside; No. No they were in the bloody door. Right, can’t speed,...