I don't really need two seats for sitting but have to admit I love sleeping across them especially on long flights.
My trick is to avoid peak periods like x-mas/easter and the whole summer altogether and maybe I was just really lucky so far, but 95% of the time I managed to do it (and I do travel a lot)
I do agree, that there is a safety issue with obese ppl sitting at the overwings. A few weeks ago I've seen this guy forcing himself into one of those seats (the air hostess actually told him that the plane is only half full so he should sit somewhere else where he can fold away the armrest (they were fixed in those rows) and be more comfortable but he said he was fine there) So he sat down with his lard pushed up to his underarm by the armrests...
I looked at his size and then the size of the exit and made a note of the blocked exit, in case we had to evacuate.
ok, I can't believe I'm posting this but here it goes...
one day I was having internet sex with my 'cyber bf' right after having my soup for dinner (really nice one btw with chicken, vegetables, tarragon and cream)
He is always like :"Look around you and find something that you can use as a sextoy"
The spoon in my soup bowl seemed like a good idea, and he ordered me to do really dirty things with it.
I literally just finished myself when I heard my rl bf opening the front door.
"Why are you so red?" he asked me.
"Because I've just finished eating this hot soup." I said "Do u want some?"
Not on purpose, but still not thinking straight I served his soup in my bowl....with my spoon....
one day my ex bf decided it was a good idea to play with chocolate ice cream in bed...hmm.. it was fun but the next morning, we just got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a quick ciggie when his mum decided to change the sheets.
When she asked us what happened to the bedsheets I just wanted to jump out of the kitchen window in my nighties and never go back. Since then I just can't face chocolate ice cream.