Hi, I'm new to the site.
I'm a cynical, narcissistic nerd.
I have an imaginary friend I talk to more than real people.
The above is true.
I love parenthesis.
I have been called a dirty bastard and moral vacuum, but the best friend you could ever have. This absolutely true.
I wrote this with a massive smile on my face
I''m 20 Y/O at the time of writing this, look 16, and am most often compared to an 80 year old man, in a rocking chair, yelling at teenagers to get off his lawn while threatening them with a shotgun
I play the banjo
I wrote this smiling and laughing, despite it's actual truth.
If any of this sounds interesting, or you want to get to know me, or are a shrink looking for someone to practice on, friend me please.
Post Script: If you couldn't tell, I believe in being up front with people and being brutally honest (to a fault). It's served me well and is a whole lot easier than lying.
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There's no Wanted 2 comic, although that makes little difference to hollywood. But I don't want Mark Millar to become the new Alan Moore with regards to hollywood, (in that they bastardize his stories (Kick Ass 2, Wanted, (Kick Ass 1 is good, keeps somewhat to the comic)) But seriously, let's leave Millar's work in comic form, that's how it started and that's how it should stay. I hope it doesn't happen though, Wanted pissed me off (the movie, the comic is incredible though)
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In honor of your avatar, (I think thats Carol Danvers, Damn, I'm so nerdy) Superherogirl 1 is invited to join Superduper Team. She must get through the initiation from the other members of the team.
Kinks: Not sure (what kind of sex are superheroes having?)
The Boys features that (Not as the primary plot, but top set up later plotlines (a new superheroine is invited to join the 7 (a parody of JLA/Avengers) but in order to join must perform fellatio on I believe 3-4 team members))
However I do like that suggestion
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If you can find it Past Master by R.A. Lafferty (1000+ years in the future, during a social, economic and political turmoil (not to mention robotic killers killing people in the streets) the only option for the world is to go back in time and kidnap Thomas More (author of Utopia)) Really just a great bit of sci-fi.
Also Cryptonomicon (if you can handle the 1000+ pages)
as far as comics (of which I read a shitload of)
Chew, if you haven't started yet, go buy volume one, like now... seriously go! what the hell are you still reading this for?
Invincible: written by the author of the walking dead, but a superhero story
New 52 Batwoman: just awesome
The Goon: hilarious, violent, beautiful on so many levels
Irredeemable: Superman inspired character becomes a villain, but this time, he definitely will not be a hero anytime soon (issue 4 he destroys the country of Singapore using massive diamonds that have been ignited by his heat vision)
The Boys : written by the author of Preacher, but a superhero story that's like nothing you've ever read
Crossed (main series, not badlands, wish you were here et cetera) zombie like story, except not exactly zombies, the "virus" (we don't know what it is) turns people into raging psychopaths sociopaths et cetera. (the kind of people who , murder torture et cetera for fun, bloody, well written, just great on so many levels. takes advantage of the comic medium very well.)
Fables: Our childhood stories (snow white, goldilocks, 3 little pigs et cetera) in a modern day, NYC setting. Great story and great take on classic characters
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century: Alan Moore has called this his best work. Need I say more?
I'm going to stop listing things now
Also Cryptonomicon (if you can handle the 1000+ pages)
as far as comics (of which I read a shitload of)
Chew, if you haven't started yet, go buy volume one, like now... seriously go! what the hell are you still reading this for?
Invincible: written by the author of the walking dead, but a superhero story
New 52 Batwoman: just awesome
The Goon: hilarious, violent, beautiful on so many levels
Irredeemable: Superman inspired character becomes a villain, but this time, he definitely will not be a hero anytime soon (issue 4 he destroys the country of Singapore using massive diamonds that have been ignited by his heat vision)
The Boys : written by the author of Preacher, but a superhero story that's like nothing you've ever read
Crossed (main series, not badlands, wish you were here et cetera) zombie like story, except not exactly zombies, the "virus" (we don't know what it is) turns people into raging psychopaths sociopaths et cetera. (the kind of people who , murder torture et cetera for fun, bloody, well written, just great on so many levels. takes advantage of the comic medium very well.)
Fables: Our childhood stories (snow white, goldilocks, 3 little pigs et cetera) in a modern day, NYC setting. Great story and great take on classic characters
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century: Alan Moore has called this his best work. Need I say more?
I'm going to stop listing things now
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1. Can't enjoy being alone
2. Never shuts up
3. Expects others to change, yet refuses to do so
4. Refuses to be open minded about different genres of media (i.e. refuses to watch anything that isn't a romantic comedy)
5. Disrespects my secrets/privacy
Some non-dealbreakers, but definately something that makes me hesitant
1. Doesn't like Star Wars, or likes the "new trilogy"
-Cause who the fuck doesn't like classic Star Wars?
2. Not into comics
3. Gets pissed at my friends for referring to me as a "dirty bastard and moral vacuum, but you couldn't ask for a better friend"
-This actually happened, getting called that was one of the best feelings I had in recent memory
4. Doesn't like Rock 'n Roll
5. wanting to meet the parents too early
6. Gives unwanted advice
Among others
2. Never shuts up
3. Expects others to change, yet refuses to do so
4. Refuses to be open minded about different genres of media (i.e. refuses to watch anything that isn't a romantic comedy)
5. Disrespects my secrets/privacy
Some non-dealbreakers, but definately something that makes me hesitant
1. Doesn't like Star Wars, or likes the "new trilogy"
-Cause who the fuck doesn't like classic Star Wars?
2. Not into comics
3. Gets pissed at my friends for referring to me as a "dirty bastard and moral vacuum, but you couldn't ask for a better friend"
-This actually happened, getting called that was one of the best feelings I had in recent memory
4. Doesn't like Rock 'n Roll
5. wanting to meet the parents too early
6. Gives unwanted advice
Among others
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