Bucket lists: we all have them! The older you get, the longer the list. Sometimes, the quest to knock something off your list just adds another item to it. Bret Kingsley, divorced, hot, horny, and a pleasure to be in bed with, needed her grass cut. We came to an agreement. I would cut her grass every week during the summer and she would invite me in for payment afterward. And 'invite me in' had little to do with entering...