John? I'm not wearing a bra. See?""Pull your sweater back down. This is the library, for Pete's sake, not your bedroom. Besides, you never wear a bra.""I'm not wearing panties either.""Debbie, please. I've got a heat transfer final tomorrow.""Heat transfer? I've got some heat for you. I'm really hot. Feel.""Debbie, please.""Well?""You're warm.""And wet. Wouldn't you like to stick your pecker in there?""Debbie, please!""I...