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Lets start Decorating the Christmas Tree:)

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Someone need to teach him how to do it...
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Santa looks busy this year, so we get to keep the cookies and milk for ourselves


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Ooooooooo! Primal, good post!!

I always hated sharing my cookies.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I thought this would be a fitting thread, since it was the 25th of November, the second last 25th of the year!
And the next 25th is the most awesomest 25th of the whole entire year! Well unless your birthday is also on a 25th...

Anyway, lets keep the tree decorating pictures flowing Great ones so far!
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Say Primal,, looks like Santa has his hands full,, So you take the ffffnn milk and cookies I"ll go help him !
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I hope he's got some nice cotton or linen gloves. Even woolen would be nice. Just not those cheap polyesther gloves. Those would be itchy!
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Say Primal,, looks like Santa has his hands full,, So you take the ffffnn milk and cookies I"ll go help him !



I recant my statement. Will now thumb fight you for the titties.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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How are you going to decorate a tree with Redi Whip... or is it for the uhm other tree lol
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can we start unwrapping the presents??? please??


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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See, I would decorate what you just added under the tree.
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The first picture is still the best one... nothing beats nice hot tight abs
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OneLine ,,the last picture,,has got me into the giving spirit of christmas.
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OneLine ,,the last picture,,has got me into the giving spirit of christmas.


really, well since your giving, I want a new watch, some new speakers for my laptop, a dog, a good flatmate and uhm, ill think of what else I want and get back to you.
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I've got your new watch, and speakers ,,and a puppy,,,and just how good of a flatmate did I have to be to make you happy?
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Decorated Christmas tree.

Work From the Inside Out. Start arranging Christmas tree lights on the branches near the base of the tree. Weave strings of lights along the branches "inside," then move to the outer edges of the branches. Placement of Ornaments. Don't hang all your ornament on the tips of the branches. Place ornaments and other decorations 'inside' your tree to add depth and interest.

Basic Ornaments for Fill. Start by arranging the "filler ornaments" evenly spaced around the tree. This would include basic solid color balls that are easily found at discount stores in a wide range of colors to coordinate and enhance your decorating scheme. You'll need about 20 "filler ornaments" for every 2 feet of Christmas tree.

If having difficulties in arranging your Christmas tree, see pic below.


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There really is a Santa Claus,,,Isn't there MR MARCOS?
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rocco can i borrow those handcuffs?........
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Not until after Christmas. And don't swipe them off the tree!
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And there will be NO opening ANYTHING before christmas!!! *Watches you guys like a hawk*
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who says Christmas is for the kids
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who says Christmas is for the kids


The kids
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I found us an angel guys!


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This one would also qualify for the Perfect Ass thread.

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