You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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Ladies and gentlemen, you are all missing the most important advice, which is to omit the sex altogether. Your stories will be quicker and easier to write if you set up the scene and leave the details to your reader's imagination. Just think how many more stories you will be able to write if you don't have to think of new names for, well, "his anaconda throbstick," to coin a phrase.
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best way to get someone to read your story is by misspelling the title. you do that, people will be super interested in finding out what else you can't spell.
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"anaconda throbstick " I'm having that!
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by LucaByDesign
You may laugh but it's easily done. After spending hour after hour proofing the main body of my text, getting the computer to read it back to me, going over it again, changing it, having it read to me again, then only to find when eventually published that I have not noticed an abysmal typo in the one-liner — or tags.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Removing the penis and testicles saves blood for your brain. It's an instant IQ boost.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by LucaByDesign
You may laugh but it's easily done. After spending hour after hour proofing the main body of my text, getting the computer to read it back to me, going over it again, changing it, having it read to me again, then only to find when eventually published that I have not noticed an abysmal typo in the one-liner — or tags.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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i posted that out of actual personal experience, ya know.![]()
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You will need to credit julie_slink for it. You don't seriously think I would waste actual thought on terrible advice, do you?
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I used to publish a daily ezine, title equals Title - issue number - Subtitle. The system would use my title as the file name. I used the previous issue as a template. Of course, I was expected to change the title._before_ posting so it had the right file name. I could edit the title, but all the world could tell I screwed it up initially.
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
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Just done one without sex. Not a path I would advise if you are aiming for reader-count. But, yeah, thinking of new ways to write same-role-same-old is a real pain.
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My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
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One lol, bless, that's cute.
Try chapter 13 before there's any penetration....
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Actually, I included this in a new story, unusually for me, but there is context for it.![]()
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A bra fitting? Was your female protagonist spending the afternoon in the foundation dept of Harvey Nichols, perchance?![]()
Ooops! Just realised your post is from way back when.
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Gerunds. Start at least every other phrase with one, and never use fewer than three per line. Your readers can never get enough.![]()
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"Gerund". A new word for my vocabulary, FB.
For yours and our entertainment, you should start a thread to see how many a person can slip into a twenty-word sentence.
My entry is below:
Opening partitioning doors, discovering you two fucking; harrowing, disturbing — yet amazing thinking back, imagining, reliving, wanking, groaning and cumming.
Just for clarity. Have I got it right: are all the ings in the above sentence gerunds?
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How can I save my stories to continue later.
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