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You could never qualify as "talentless".
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Perhaps with some practice, I could.
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You could never qualify as "talentless".
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Perhaps with some practice, I could.
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Giving your reply some deep thought....![]()
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(deeply)... naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... no chance, buckley's !!!
Fate made you a poet ... now you are stuck with it sweet man. Tough at the top!
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Quote by LeCygneNoir
I'm pretty sure the original poster intended this as a funny thread, right in the line of The Worst Muse. (If you don't know her, check her twitter account, it's hilarious: https://twitter.com/WorstMuse )
"It's still not too late to add a vampire!"
Quote by Ruthie
As an authoritarian moderator, I feel that semen amounts should be given in milliliters rather than ounces, but that is not really Lush policy. 755 ml instead of 25.5296 oz, but this policy does not apply to any measurements other than semen. However, the number of spurts should always be written out if it is under one hundred, eighty, not 80.
Quote by Sirene_Jaune
Just keep writing. Practise makes perfect also another advice I can say is read the story back to yourself out loud to see how it flows.
Quote by Adagio
I have been told, that I have no talent. However, I considered the source. My advice, is to keep writing, and hone the art.
Quote by LeCygneNoir
I'm pretty sure the original poster intended this as a funny thread, right in the line of The Worst Muse. (If you don't know her, check her twitter account, it's hilarious: https://twitter.com/WorstMuse )
"It's still not too late to add a vampire!"
Quote by adi_me33
I'm sure I am not talented. YOU are awesome, but I particularly love the fact that you continue to write and do so in various ways. It's evident you enjoy it and thus, are extremely talented!
Quote by Adagio
I'm not gifted and lack punctuation skill, but I do like do dabble in lines of words. I write for my own entertainment and like to see where it takes me.
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See. now I realize that I usually DO include the number of spurts in a story. I feel like a talentless hack. However since the number is always under a hundred, I always spell it out. Perhaps I get style points for that at least.
I think LOTS of adjectives and adverbs are the key, particularly if they all mean the same thing. Also many different words for cock and pussy, because it gets so repetitive otherwise. "He forcefully and vigorously took his enormous, red, pulsing, turgid, cum-soaked manrod and enthusiastically rammed it swiftly and deeply into her hot, shaved, twitching, soft, newly-mopped-floor wet love cave. Her sex cavern hungrily engulfed his large, stiff, throbbing, lovemeat and squeezed it like a tube of toothpaste."
Quote by Adagio
Perhaps I could qualify, for "Talentless Lite, Sugar Free."
Quote by CharlotteRusse1
Always mention the cup size. Don't forget that there are sizes above DDD. E, F, G and H are very hot.
Quote by oceanrunner
This thread inspired me to try my hand at what hopefully will read like humor. Tentative title: "A Laundry List, and Other Sins."
I may submit it later.
The girl, unfortunately, is fairly under-endowed, having only DDs. The man (the first one anyway) is also a bit puny at nine inches.
No vampires either.
I'll try to do better next time.
I'll "edit" it and maybe submit it later today.
Quote by Burquette
I'm sure the intent of this thread was humor.
That being said, writing is a skill as much as it is a talent. Some people have a natural feel for the written word and others have to work harder to develop it. Anything you state could be excellent advice for developing writers if framed correctly, as a writing exercise (except the tentacle one, I suppose).
I just dislike the term 'talentless'. It's discouraging and needlessly so.
Cheers. Carry on.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
In addition to using plenty of adverbs and adjective, be sure to over use exclamation points. The is especially true when orgasm are described using many repetitive letters. For instance:
She shrieked, "Ooooooh, yesssssss!!!! I'm coooooommming!!!!!!"
That sort of abuse of the English language will mark the tasteless, talentless author for special recognition.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Adagio
I have been told, that I have no talent. However, I considered the source. My advice, is to keep writing, and hone the art.
Quote by sprite
Using all uppercase letters works even better!
Oh yes!! Oh yes!! OH YESSSS!!! I'm CUMMINGGGGGG!!!