Commonly Confused Words

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https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lay-lie/

Because it 🐻🐻 repeating.

Y'all should know, whenever I read "I take off my panties and I lay on the bed", I immediately picture your protagonist as a chicken for the rest of your story. 🤭

This one always trips me up. My solution is to ask my wife, because she understands and remembers the rule, whereas I am just lazy and forgetful.

Discreet and Discrete is probably the one the one bugs me the most, but I also realize it is might often be a typo that got missed rather than consciously messing them up. I hope.

Quote by cydia

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lay-lie/

Because it 🐻🐻 repeating.

Y'all should know, whenever I read "I take off my panties and I lay on the bed", I immediately picture your protagonist as a chicken for the rest of your story. 🤭

I keep this with me.

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I keep this with me.

The easiest way for me to avoid confusion is to check if someone is putting something/someone somewhere, the first column in your pic applies. Lay (present) needs a subject and an object.

If it's just someone/something resting on a surface, then is lie (present), or the right column in your pic

Ugh! Discreet vs discrete is driving me crazy! There are at least two entries in the competition using “discrete” incorrectly! Actually, one of them might be an intentional pun, but it’s not obvious enough to be sure.

“Tammi cheated on Jeff on at least three discrete occasions, but she was discreet about it.” There! That’s how you do it! /rant

I was taught Australian English when I emigrated from SA. Did I emigrate from South Africa and immigrate to Australia? Have I learnt English or have I learned English? I am far more learned in Afrikaans than English. I stood stationary whilst (or while?) perusing the stationery section.

Thankyou or thank you?

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I was taught Australian English when I emigrated from SA. Did I emigrate from South Africa and immigrate to Australia? Have I learnt English or have I learned English? I am far more learned in Afrikaans than English. I stood stationary whilst (or while?) perusing the stationery section.

Thankyou or thank you?

Immigrate is not a verb in common use in British English. Emigrate is used for the to and from senses.

Learnt and learned are interchangeable in most senses, but learnt is more common in the UK I would say. But note the exception, 'It was a learned affectation in her speech.' I can't imagine learnt being used in this way.

Whilst and while is a real doozy. But in the sense you used above, either is correct.

Poisonous and venomous. Toadstools and Golden Dart Frogs are poisonous; Black Mambas and Box Jellyfish are venomous.

Poisonous things are of themselves toxic. Venomous things deliver the toxin by biting etc.

How about hoe and ho. Huge difference!

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How about hoe and ho. Huge difference!

Do you judge these to be commonly confused?

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How about hoe and ho. Huge difference!

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Do you judge these to be commonly confused?

I don't think they are commonly confused in the singular, although I have occasionally read a story referring to a woman as a "hoe." Maybe the confusion has to do with the plural for both words being spelled "hoes?"

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Poisonous and venomous. Toadstools and Golden Dart Frogs are poisonous; Black Mambas and Box Jellyfish are venomous.

Poisonous things are of themselves toxic. Venomous things deliver the toxin by biting etc.

I wasn't aware of that distinction. I will remember that.

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Poisonous and venomous. Toadstools and Golden Dart Frogs are poisonous; Black Mambas and Box Jellyfish are venomous.

Poisonous things are of themselves toxic. Venomous things deliver the toxin by biting etc.

Sooo Alice Cooper going "You're poison running through my veins" is technically impossible...?

It all depends on how it got there, like so many things in life.

Let's hone in on the real problem here.

Ok, the next one driving me crazy is using “dominate” (as in “seeking a dominate woman”) when the writer clearly means the adjective dominant. I see it in forum posts, in people’s profiles, in group posts and forum posts … everywhere.

• Let’s get this straight: Dominate is a verb and rhymes with plate: “It’s you I want to dominate.”

• Dominant is the spelling for the adjective most of these folks are looking for: “He was feeling most dominant / as he thrust in and out of her cunt.”

Here is a pair of homophones I’m seeing mixed up a lot lately, even in respected news media, though not necessarily on Lush: hoard vs horde. Has someone been hoarding all the dictionaries? Hordes of people are getting this wrong.

In the latest example, NBC News just posted a story about Iran opening up its long-hidden “Horde of Picassos” to public viewing. I doubt that, unless they’ve been keeping hundreds of people named Picasso in a secret prison for years. That, of course, would qualify as both a hoard and a horde.

EDIT: at least in this case, NBC fixed the headline after a few hours.

Affect and Effect

Further and farther.

Further means to a greater extent. "We need to discuss this further."

Farther is a distance measurement. "The mountains sare farther away than the beach."

My biscuits and your biscuits. Meaning:

My biscuits are mine! Don't you dare eat any.

Your biscuits. For you and me.

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My biscuits and your biscuits. Meaning:

My biscuits are mine! Don't you dare eat any.

Your biscuits. For you and me.

This applies to beer in the cooler, as well.

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Sooo Alice Cooper going "You're poison running through my veins" is technically impossible...?

Not necessarily. If you ate or drank something poisonous (e.g. a puffer fish that wasn't properly prepared), its toxin could be running through your veins so I think it works fine.