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What's your fucking horoscope?



I'm an annoying attention whore and my honey is a selfish prick
LOL. We are water signs and maybe that is why it works. Good one S.
Damn! I'm a whiny bimbo....who would've guessed ;)
Quote by LYFBUZ
What? This is bullshit...Annoying Attention-Whore????...I've never taken money!!!



You are such the attention whore,don't even try to pretend. It's that Canadian blood. smile
haha... deep water signs we are
Well hell I'm a Greedy Emo....
Flaky derelict hehe
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch. I seem terrible.
aptly named ... stubborn arsehole
It seems I'm a greedy emo......... if only I knew what that means
taurus....stubborn asshole
I'm an Aquarius and I will agree with the first part of My horoscope. The second half though not so much! I'm twisted, not dangerous (usually)!
I disagree with my horoscope I'm not an awkaward fucktard.
I'm a Cancer I agree I AM VERY moody, but not a jerk. And I know Leah is NOT a "awkward fucktard" she's BEAUTIFUL!

And Happy Birthday to Leah... AGAIN!
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I'm a Cancer I agree I AM VERY moody, but not a jerk. And I know Leah is NOT a "awkward fucktard" she's BEAUTIFUL!

And Happy Birthday to Leah... AGAIN!


Thank you again smile Sugar Baby
Stubborn asshole. I don't sound very nicesmile


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
April 18- Aries- Selfish Prick
The chart claims: "Awkward fucktard"...WTF????
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Im perverted yes, psychopath.....no so much! LoL
Stubborn thingey .. damn there maybe some truth in that (ke)
Flaky derelict, I will take further advice,...... perhaps not she might say something worse
I want twelve Birthdays
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The chart claims: "Awkward fucktard"...WTF????


Misprint. Should be, 'Awkward fucktart', just like me!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Well im a stubborn asshole. I can be stubb orn but the asshole part idk lol
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What's your fucking horoscope?



I'm an annoying attention whore and my honey is a selfish prick


I think my parents must have lied about my birthday...I'm obviously a stubborn asshole.
Neurotic bitch, should read 'neurotic dog'
An Annoying attention whore......hahahha