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You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

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wiseowl
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Just nudge me from now on when it's time to get up.
heidi
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Are you related to the carrier pigeon? smile
wiseowl
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Is breakfast ready?
heidi
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do you lay eggs?
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
I got no signal, zero bars!
wiseowl
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It's time to make the doughnuts.
heidi
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If you make a fire watch it, burn down the island and the only choice is shark A or shark B.
wiseowl
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Is snarkiness an acquired or inherited trait?
adi_me33
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Where are the doughnuts?
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What should we do now?
heidi
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Quote by wiseowl
Is snarkiness an acquired or inherited trait?

(had to lookup snarky )


you mean this water will not freeze over? I guess my ice skates were a bad last grab then.
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You bloody idiot.

Well Ok then..Nice to see you too....I saved the Sun Tan lotion''''
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Please bring something to eat....
heidi
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for Tilly: Well if I have to be here at least I know I will be home for Christmas, Santa will come looking for his lost reindeer.


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Sorry Peri I don't know you well enough to tease yet
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Quote by vanessa26
How the fuck did we get here?


This airline




This pilot




and this hijacker looking for someone
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Quote by tilly
Glad you have the suntan lotion would you mind getting my back.

With pleasure...We're going to be here awhile...
heidi
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did you bring anything to drink
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You are so lucky to be stuck with me.
heidi
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Just read your porno mag and that tree over there has a hole.
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I would but those dam monkeys are watching
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Quote by heidi
Just read your porno mag and that tree over there has a hole.


Hello tree. My name is G.

You can remove your shorts and stop pretending, Heidi.
heidi
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I did, bra to, they are on the tree