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cook bacon (hehehe)
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Go outside in the snow
Cut back brambles in the garden...
Quote by poizenivy
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling

I've heard that's a good way to get them to leave.
Quote by kinkygirl
Go outside in the snow




I think she could warm you up.
Go to 7-11 for cigarettes, I know for a fact, because the cops told me!
Lol
Gardening!! All that dirt is insidious and gets into the most inappropriate places!!
cook. at least wear an apron over the nakedness.
Take your garbage to the curb...neighbors don't always appreciate ut
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

promote sexual abstinence for teenagers ...

"Just say No kids !!!"
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

fill up the gas tank .... at noon!! hehehe
slide down a frozen pole.
Cut the hedge.
although a bush maybe!

Learn to fence

Offer a child popcorn
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Play with your kitten
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Ride the subway
Oh!! Ride a bike...without the seat!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

head into the bank to sign your loan renewal
appear for a job interview.

slide down the stair railing.

sit on a dark seat in the sun.

trick-or-treat.

try to impress your friends.

try that hot new pick-up line you just heard.

try Sumo wrestling.

give granny a kiss.
Shovel snow...

Pick up the kids from school...
Go to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bend over in front of hap
Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.
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Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.


that's lots!!

maybe sharing one at a time ... it's a game ....

What NOT to do naked? ..... a interview
Hmm, would be worse giving the interviewing naked or having the interview naked I wonder???
I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!

Greet your mother in law at the front door
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Stand in front of your window at night with the drapes open and the lights on
harvest honey from the bees
Run a marathon. Oh, the chafing and bouncing!