What if???

16 Jan 2010

Then all the women of Lush would be satisfied... and I would have a smile on my face...

What if.. the sun burnt out?

16 Jan 2010

The it would become a red giant, swallow Mercury, Venus and the Earth and we better be the fuck out of Dodge before that happened.

What if Hugh Grant, Pee Wee Herman, Eddie Murphy and George Michael all got drunk together and went out carousing?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

16 Jan 2010

Then ,, Jeff foxworthy ,, Ron White ,, Bill Engvall ,, And Larry the cable guy would be busy trying to find out just where they were ,, So they could compare notes.

What if ,,, gas prices were 25 cents a gallon again??

16 Jan 2010

I'd buy me a Mercury or two, and cruise...up and down this road. Up and down this road.

What if Ted Nugent offered to take you on a hunting trip?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

16 Jan 2010

id take some gun shooting lessons and then go with him

what if i offered to give u the best blow job/ pussy licking but you could never have sex again

16 Jan 2010

then happiness would be your warm mouth..

what if.. there is no heaven or hell...

16 Jan 2010

Then I would'nt have to worry about being caught !

What if vibrators played a tune..... what would it be ?

16 Jan 2010

What If We Didn't Have Music Anymore???

16 Jan 2010

it won't matter.. after elanai I can't have sex anymore...

what if... our nose was a sex organ...

17 Jan 2010

Then the phrase "runny nose" would take a whole new meaning.

What if money didnt exist?

17 Jan 2010

I wouldn't be a millionare (i wish)
what if icecream did'nt melt

19 Jan 2010

There'd be a lot of raw tongues!

What if professional wrestling was real?

19 Jan 2010

The emergency rooms would be very busy.
What if everyone was silent for one day ,, no words could be spoken???

19 Jan 2010

We'd need to rely completely on some unwritten language of some kind ...

What if everything went to plan for a day surprised the life out of you??

*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.

19 Jan 2010

i'd be dead!

what if everyone started farting rainbow smoke?

19 Jan 2010

everybody would know it was me

what if Father Xmas wasn't real

20 Jan 2010

Not possible, even in my vividly imaginative imagination. He exists. End of!

What if chocolate wasn't fattening...?

20 Jan 2010

Then lots of people would be in heaven...

What if... all politicians were incapable of telling lies or cheating? (Big, big dream, huh?)

20 Jan 2010

I'd shit or go blind, trying.

What if...you learned that space-faring aliens landed on Earth thousands of years ago, that they were humanoid, and they genetically engineered our entire species from Homo-Erectus primate stock, to be their slave worker population?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

21 Jan 2010

I’d say “damn those aliens” while shaking my fist furiously. Then I’d get back to work…

What if you could orgasm on command?

23 Jan 2010

id freak out the neighbor hood boys!

what if the one person u hate in life was under your complete control

21 Sep 2010

Oh he is!

What if cum removed wrinkles?

21 Sep 2010

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What if cum removed wrinkles?

My hands would be smooth as a baby's butt...

What if all languages suddenly became the same, so there was no more need for interpreters?

21 Sep 2010

Everyone would actually understand all the bad mouthing going on and more wars than ever!

What if....

All my wildest dreams came true at once?

Bunny12

Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!

21 Sep 2010

There would be a lot less untapped asses, especially in Jamaica.

What if Bunny only left the crazy-ass men for the rest of us?

21 Sep 2010

I would diversify my portfolio and only buy stock in all the companies that manufacture strap-on dildos, buttplugs, nipple clamps and leather collars.

What if you could eat carrots and shit British pound notes?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

22 Sep 2010

The price of corn and wheat would sky rocket, since every one would be planting carrots.

What if the Raiders made it to the superbowl?

22 Sep 2010

They would loose hands down.

What if fishnet stockings did`nt have holes in them.

22 Sep 2010

Then we'd probably think 'leg warmers' were still sexy.

What if our elected officials actuallly started honouring their pre-election promises?

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

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