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Bring out a BIG, HUGE, UGLY Tarantula SPIDER! Out of a box!
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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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SUGAR BABY,I Would love to share with you & your SO, how I helped a friends daughter over come her fear of spiders..
Either forget their name / or call them by the wrong name.
Either forget their name / or call them by the wrong name.
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F - Freak out when your partner gets naked and act like your scared
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G- golf balls and grass all over yourself
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Hold a conversation with your genitals; pretend they are a dead celebrity.
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someone knocking at the door..hate when that happens..lmao
doing my best to be good..
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I Intense attention for only one spot and forgetting the whole package...
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set a time that you have to finish by because a game is coming on TV.
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J - juice a bag of brussel sprouts
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K - knife throwing
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K - knife throwing
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L - love affair with yourself and not your partner
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M====Mumbling with incoherent gibberish
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N - Say NO lol
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O - Open a tin of sardines to snack on! 
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Pee all over the bed....
[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people
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[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people
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R-recite the things that your prior BF or GF did wrong in bed
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Pee all over the bed....
[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people
Well, following on from Naughtyannie's theme, it has to be: to shit on the bed! I hope no one finds that a turn on!
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Urinary tract infection, I reckon that would really put a damper on things. 
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Vomit - the load of cum just swallowed.
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The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
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Watch football on the TV while I'm trying to get things started.
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Mmm x is a hard one.... But an X is a cross, so how about being cross with your lover?
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Yell out your parents name mid orgasm
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Zest shown in calling their best friends name.
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Alleviate your upset and gaseous digestive tract during oral sex.
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B - Belch, as you french kiss. 
(Remember I've just eaten sardines!)
(Remember I've just eaten sardines!)
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Cum - as soon as your cock is touched
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Discuss an article you read in the paper about sexually transmitted diseases.
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