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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Bring out a BIG, HUGE, UGLY Tarantula SPIDER! Out of a box!
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Either forget their name / or call them by the wrong name.
G- golf balls and grass all over yourself
Hold a conversation with your genitals; pretend they are a dead celebrity.
someone knocking at the door..hate when that happens..lmao
doing my best to be good..
set a time that you have to finish by because a game is coming on TV.
J - juice a bag of brussel sprouts
L - love affair with yourself and not your partner
M====Mumbling with incoherent gibberish
N - Say NO lol
O - Open a tin of sardines to snack on!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Pee all over the bed....

[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people ]

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Queef- emission or expulsion of air from the vagina
R-recite the things that your prior BF or GF did wrong in bed
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Pee all over the bed....

[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people ]


Well, following on from Naughtyannie's theme, it has to be: to shit on the bed! I hope no one finds that a turn on!
Urinary tract infection, I reckon that would really put a damper on things.
Vomit - the load of cum just swallowed.
Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
Watch football on the TV while I'm trying to get things started.

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Mmm x is a hard one.... But an X is a cross, so how about being cross with your lover?
Yell out your parents name mid orgasm
Zest shown in calling their best friends name.
Alleviate your upset and gaseous digestive tract during oral sex.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
B - Belch, as you french kiss.
(Remember I've just eaten sardines!)
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Cum - as soon as your cock is touched
Discuss an article you read in the paper about sexually transmitted diseases.

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