Bring out a BIG, HUGE, UGLY Tarantula SPIDER! Out of a box!
SUGAR BABY,I Would love to share with you & your SO, how I helped a friends daughter over come her fear of spiders..
Either forget their name / or call them by the wrong name.
F - Freak out when your partner gets naked and act like your scared
G- golf balls and grass all over yourself
Hold a conversation with your genitals; pretend they are a dead celebrity.
someone knocking at the door..hate when that happens..lmao
doing my best to be good..
I Intense attention for only one spot and forgetting the whole package...
set a time that you have to finish by because a game is coming on TV.
J - juice a bag of brussel sprouts
L - love affair with yourself and not your partner
M====Mumbling with incoherent gibberish
Queef- emission or expulsion of air from the vagina
R-recite the things that your prior BF or GF did wrong in bed
Typing on your phone, during the act...
Vomit - the load of cum just swallowed.
Alden Bradley
The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
Watch football on the TV while I'm trying to get things started.
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Mmm x is a hard one.... But an X is a cross, so how about being cross with your lover?
Yell out your parents name mid orgasm
Zest shown in calling their best friends name.
Alleviate your upset and gaseous digestive tract during oral sex.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Cum - as soon as your cock is touched
Discuss an article you read in the paper about sexually transmitted diseases.
22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx