Have visiting relatives in the bedroom.
Ignite the curtains
Leave the room.
22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.
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Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.
Notice the weeping sores on the partner's private 🤢
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Offering to invite their younger sister for a threesome.
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projectile eruptions of any sort
(Like ejaculations?)
Quacking
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(Like ejaculations?)
Quacking
Take it as you will
Retrograde motion after a loud "ICK!"
Sucking a lemon 😵💫
Uncontrollable flatulence
Vacuuming the room
In this microstory a page turner of a novel leaves the reader gasping for more. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/the-bookshop-2
Write anonymous hate mail to your mother-in-law
xeromammograph each other
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Zone in on the ceiling cracks
Ask to be alone
Bring up (vom) the evening meal.
Describe the wart that was there
Fart in his/her face
Get him to sleep
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Jump on his balls 😱
(I had K last time around {and she was delightful wink wink})
Keelhaul their ass. (Whatever that means)