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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
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Indecent exposure at a golf course, apparently they don't appreciate streakers!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Active Ink Slinger
The sly sarcastic fox stole a classic car...
Internet Philosopher
Corrupting innocent young men with illicit thoughts
Top Shot
Corrupting the innocent of both sexes with illicit thoughts. 
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Internet Philosopher
Quote by HeraTeleia
Corrupting the innocent of both sexes with illicit thoughts.
Guilty as charged
Creator
Milik_the_Red ~ with a name like THAT?! He must be a serial killer....
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Senior Analyst
Drove at 125 mph (~200 kph) in order to be stopped by a state trooper, which would have gotten her a ticket. **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
Quantum Tease
Wrote malicious software for the garment industry which causes women's clothing to disintegrate.
Site administrator
Stole her neighbours underwear from her washing line and sold it on Ebay.
Her Royal Spriteness
Riding a camel through Harrods while dressed as French foreign legnionaire and shooting shoppers with a nerfball gun.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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SPRITE ... Chased after Stephanie while riding her democrat donkey and disguised as Lady Godiva!
The Linebacker
Arrested for disturbing the peace while joining Sprite in chasing Steph. Had additional charges added on when he got too frisky with the lady cop during the strip search.
Don't let Sprite see this?
Don't let Sprite see this?
Her Royal Spriteness
gaming without a license.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Prolific Writer
Felix is up to no good. He's spanking women with bubble butts and spraying them with champagne. It was really good champagne. They hauled his ass to the can....
Xo
Xo
The Linebacker
You failed to tell Jack that was you in the police uniform when you strip searched him over and over again.
Mysteria arrested for impersonating a police officer...
Mysteria arrested for impersonating a police officer...
Prolific Writer
She got arrested for burning books in the nude. It wasn't pretty....
xo
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Sticking her nose in stranger's asses.
(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)
I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)
Not the other thing...
But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...
xx SF
Arrest me FOR THAT!!!
(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)