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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Quote by stephanie
(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)


Why thank you Steph!!! Of course you'd be arrested for doing that in Times Square in New York on New Year's Eve.
The Linebacker
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Quote by stephanie


(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)


Brown-noser!
Wild at Heart
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Quote by stephanie


(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)


Quite possibly the most revolting thing I have ever read.
Prolific Writer
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Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo
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Quite possibly the most revolting thing I have ever read.


Really???

(I FIND people being UNSEEMLY and RUDE to MY FRIENDS more REVOLTING...)

Be Mindful!!!

I'm NOT KNOWN for either MY PATIENCE or MY MANNERS...

(Your treading on THIN ICE, Laddie,...)

xx SF
Wild at Heart
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Really???

(I FIND people being UNSEEMLY and RUDE to MY FRIENDS more REVOLTING...)

Be Mindful!!!

I'm NOT KNOWN for either MY PATIENCE or MY MANNERS...

(Your treading on THIN ICE, Laddie,...)

xx SF



Lurker
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*LAUGHS!!!*

I FEAR I have frightened SOMEBODY!!!

xx SF

(We DO NOT indulge in TROLLING behaviour HERE, and IF I SEE THAT, (I call it BULLYING...) I will FUCKING OPPOSE IT ON EVERY LEVEL.)

You are OLD SCHOOL here, (AS AM I...)

We have ALWAYS got on well, My Friend, there is NO NEED for NONSENSE...

But I CALL it AS I SEE IT!

(Actually, HOW does this WORK??? Do I BLOCK you now??? Because, I can't really do that... MY DICK IS TOO BIG!)
Wild at Heart
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*LAUGHS!!!*

I FEAR I have frightened SOMEBODY!!!

xx SF


I actually am blocking you for that grotesque visual you painted. I don't want to ever accidentally read something so gag inducing ever again. I can't imagine in a million years that racist, angry, stupid, ass kissing shrew trash like nymph could be attractive. Also your misuse of the word "your" offends me.

Does it still seem like I'm frightened?
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I actually am blocking you for that grotesque visual you painted. I don't want to ever accidentally read something so gag inducing ever again. I can't imagine in a million years that racist, angry, stupid, ass kissing shrew trash like nymph could be attractive. Also your misuse of the word "your" offends me.

Does it still seem like I'm frightened?


Frankly, YES!!!

xx SF

And if you've BLOCKED me HOW COME you can read THIS???

*LAUGHS!!!*
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Larceny,running away but obviously got caught!
Wild at Heart
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Quote by stephanie


Frankly, YES!!!

xx SF

And if you've BLOCKED me HOW COME you can read THIS???

*LAUGHS!!!*


Okay well I will continue to change absolutely nothing in regards to my behavior even after your frightening warning.

Also, I didn't really block you... It was obviously a joke. Like the thought of blocking you for being gross.
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Okay well I will continue to change absolutely nothing in regards to my behavior even after your frightening warning.

Also, I didn't really block you... It was obviously a joke. Like the thought of blocking you for being gross.


Oh, GOOD!!!

(Because AS YOU ARE AWARE, I genuinely like and respect you...)

AND IF ANYBODY SPOKE ABOUT YOU SO DISRESPECTFULLY FOR WHATEVER REASON I WOULD REACT IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY...

(There's no need for The Nasty...)

There are people here who REALLY dislike Me. (They have the ELEGANCE to keep that off-site...

xx SF
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Back to the game boys.....

Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo
Lurker
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Quote by Mysteria27
Back to the game boys.....

Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo


THIS is the POINT where, IN THE COURT, I LOOK INCREDULOUSLY AT MY LAWYER Ms MYST???

*ARE YOU ON MY FUCKING SIDE??? YOU FUCKING COST ENOUGH???*

xx SF

*GIGGLES!*
Wild at Heart
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Quote by stephanie


Oh, GOOD!!!

(Because AS YOU ARE AWARE, I genuinely like and respect you...)

AND IF ANYBODY SPOKE ABOUT YOU SO DISRESPECTFULLY FOR WHATEVER REASON I WOULD REACT IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY...

(There's no need for The Nasty...)

There are people here who REALLY dislike Me. (They have the ELEGANCE to keep that off-site...

xx SF


I like and respect you as well but come on... you know I am not gonna be nice if someone threatens me.

Look, this is the second time or third time, I can't remember now, that you defend nymph over some throwaway comment I made but I just end up making more fun of her when you do. Like my initial comment wasn't even that bad. So I said that she got arrested for brown nosing... big deal. But now that you played the hero and decided to paint me as a villain I made way meaner remarks while defending myself.
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I like and respect you as well but come on... you know I am not gonna be nice if someone attacks me.

Look, this is the second time or third time, I can't remember now, that you defend nymph over some throwaway comment I made but I just end up making more fun of her when you do. Like my initial comment wasn't even that bad. So I said that she got arrested for brown nosing... big deal. But now that you played the hero and decided to paint me as a villain I made way meaner remarks while defending myself.


Like I said, (and I'm ACTUALLY being serious...) there are people here WHO WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE STEAM OFF THEIR PISS...

But, we don't get INTO that PUBLICLY, on THIS SITE, in THIS PLACE... (What's THE POINT in that???)

I REALLY FEEL that in GENERAL we keep a HAPPY HOUSE here...

And we SHOULD.

We say where I live, "Don't Wash Your Dirty Linen In Public..."

(Good Dictum.)

My RESPECT to you in EVERYTHING else.

xx SF
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
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someone should lock this thread .... it's not amusing.

Van
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someone should lock this thread .... it's not amusing.

Van




If everybody would just play the game...it would be fun.....Sighs....

xo
Wild at Heart
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Like I said, (and I'm ACTUALLY being serious...) there are people here WHO WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE STEAM OFF THEIR PISS...

But, we don't get INTO that PUBLICLY, on THIS SITE, in THIS PLACE... (What's THE POINT in that???)

I REALLY FEEL that in GENERAL we keep a HAPPY HOUSE here...

And we SHOULD.

We say where I live, "Don't Wash Your Dirty Linen In Public..."

(Good Dictum.)

My RESPECT to you in EVERYTHING else.

xx SF



Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.
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Giving Felix a swirly at the mall, on Black Friday.
Bullet Club For Life
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Quote by Magical_felix


Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.




Can we just play the game. I'll give you a beer Felix....
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Quote by Magical_felix


Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.


Don't INSULT my fellow members in future and then we won't have a problem.

xx SF
Wild at Heart
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Don't INSULT my fellow members in future and then we won't have a problem.

xx SF


You can rest assured that a lush member will be insulted or feel insulted in the future about something or other.

And I'm sorry, you telling me we will have a problem over the internet is just funny steph, it really is. What are you gonna do? Hack me? Tell on me? Say I'm mean?

Lol get real.
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Laugh away...

(I'm TRYING to protect the integrity of a site I'm INVESTED in, that I've worked for, that I continue to support...)

You are... (Doing WHAT exactly???)

xx SF

(You won't win THIS argument, Dear...)

Trust me.
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Firstly, back to the damn game. Felix is in jail for, a horrible Obama impersonation.
Bullet Club For Life
Wild at Heart
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Laugh away...

(I'm TRYING to protect the integrity of a site I'm INVESTED in, that I've worked for, that I continue to support...)

You are... (Doing WHAT exactly???)

xx SF

(You won't win THIS argument, Dear...)

Trust me.


Win the argument? This is an argument you started not me. I'm not trying to win anything.

"Laugh away" I'll take your obviously dishonest thought that I single-handedly will ruin the integrity of the site because I said NW got arrested for putting her nose in a stranger's ass as a joke and will do just that.
Wild at Heart
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Firstly, back to the damn game. Felix is in jail for, a horrible Obama impersonation.


Castle got arrested for putting 25 cents in a panhandler's cup while simultaneously swiping 3 dollars. All in one smooth motion, like a pro.
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Win the argument? This is an argument you started not me. I'm not trying to win anything.

"Laugh away" I'll take your obviously dishonest thought that I single-handedly will ruin the integrity of the site because I said NW got arrested for putting her nose in a stranger's ass as a joke and will do just that.


I rest my case.

(Everyone is aware that for reasons we can't fathom, THE NYMPH put a WASP up your ass... It BORES the rest of us, and OFFENDS when it delves into THE PERSONAL...)

The WORST thing you can EVER BE is fucking boring... (So don't be...)

xx SF
Blackbird Supernova
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STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU. DROP IT OR TAKE IT PRIVATE.