The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie
(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)

Why thank you Steph!!! Of course you'd be arrested for doing that in Times Square in New York on New Year's Eve. evil4

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)

Brown-noser!

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)

Quite possibly the most revolting thing I have ever read.

8 Nov 2015

Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Quite possibly the most revolting thing I have ever read.

Really???

(I FIND people being UNSEEMLY and RUDE to MY FRIENDS more REVOLTING...)

Be Mindful!!!

I'm NOT KNOWN for either MY PATIENCE or MY MANNERS...

(Your treading on THIN ICE, Laddie,...)

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Really???

(I FIND people being UNSEEMLY and RUDE to MY FRIENDS more REVOLTING...)

Be Mindful!!!

I'm NOT KNOWN for either MY PATIENCE or MY MANNERS...

(Your treading on THIN ICE, Laddie,...)

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

*LAUGHS!!!*

I FEAR I have frightened SOMEBODY!!!

xx SF

(We DO NOT indulge in TROLLING behaviour HERE, and IF I SEE THAT, (I call it BULLYING...) I will FUCKING OPPOSE IT ON EVERY LEVEL.)

You are OLD SCHOOL here, (AS AM I...)

We have ALWAYS got on well, My Friend, there is NO NEED for NONSENSE...

But I CALL it AS I SEE IT!

(Actually, HOW does this WORK??? Do I BLOCK you now??? Because, I can't really do that... MY DICK IS TOO BIG!)

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

*LAUGHS!!!*

I FEAR I have frightened SOMEBODY!!!

xx SF

I actually am blocking you for that grotesque visual you painted. I don't want to ever accidentally read something so gag inducing ever again. I can't imagine in a million years that racist, angry, stupid, ass kissing shrew trash like nymph could be attractive. Also your misuse of the word "your" offends me.

Does it still seem like I'm frightened?

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

I actually am blocking you for that grotesque visual you painted. I don't want to ever accidentally read something so gag inducing ever again. I can't imagine in a million years that racist, angry, stupid, ass kissing shrew trash like nymph could be attractive. Also your misuse of the word "your" offends me.

Does it still seem like I'm frightened?

Frankly, YES!!!

xx SF

And if you've BLOCKED me HOW COME you can read THIS???

*LAUGHS!!!*

8 Nov 2015

Larceny,running away but obviously got caught!

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Frankly, YES!!!

xx SF

And if you've BLOCKED me HOW COME you can read THIS???

*LAUGHS!!!*

Okay well I will continue to change absolutely nothing in regards to my behavior even after your frightening warning.

Also, I didn't really block you... It was obviously a joke. Like the thought of blocking you for being gross.

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Okay well I will continue to change absolutely nothing in regards to my behavior even after your frightening warning.

Also, I didn't really block you... It was obviously a joke. Like the thought of blocking you for being gross.

Oh, GOOD!!!

(Because AS YOU ARE AWARE, I genuinely like and respect you...)

AND IF ANYBODY SPOKE ABOUT YOU SO DISRESPECTFULLY FOR WHATEVER REASON I WOULD REACT IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY...

(There's no need for The Nasty...)

There are people here who REALLY dislike Me. (They have the ELEGANCE to keep that off-site...

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

Back to the game boys.....

Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo

8 Nov 2015

Boob flashing, public indecency.

My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
Back to the game boys.....

Stephanie is licking Nymph's ass in Times Square. Buz and Magical Felix are charging the mass amount of people watching.

Buz gets pissed because Felix steals the money and runs down the streets of NYC. Buz is a gentleman and lets him go.

Felix comes back with the Rockettes who then piss on Stephanie. He really loves golden showers. It's his kink.

The cops throw them all in jail for this wacky behavior.

Nymph talks her way out of it saying she is a teacher. They send her to jail first.

xo

THIS is the POINT where, IN THE COURT, I LOOK INCREDULOUSLY AT MY LAWYER Ms MYST???

*ARE YOU ON MY FUCKING SIDE??? YOU FUCKING COST ENOUGH???*

xx SF

*GIGGLES!*

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Oh, GOOD!!!

(Because AS YOU ARE AWARE, I genuinely like and respect you...)

AND IF ANYBODY SPOKE ABOUT YOU SO DISRESPECTFULLY FOR WHATEVER REASON I WOULD REACT IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY...

(There's no need for The Nasty...)

There are people here who REALLY dislike Me. (They have the ELEGANCE to keep that off-site...

xx SF

I like and respect you as well but come on... you know I am not gonna be nice if someone threatens me.

Look, this is the second time or third time, I can't remember now, that you defend nymph over some throwaway comment I made but I just end up making more fun of her when you do. Like my initial comment wasn't even that bad. So I said that she got arrested for brown nosing... big deal. But now that you played the hero and decided to paint me as a villain I made way meaner remarks while defending myself.

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

I like and respect you as well but come on... you know I am not gonna be nice if someone attacks me.

Look, this is the second time or third time, I can't remember now, that you defend nymph over some throwaway comment I made but I just end up making more fun of her when you do. Like my initial comment wasn't even that bad. So I said that she got arrested for brown nosing... big deal. But now that you played the hero and decided to paint me as a villain I made way meaner remarks while defending myself.

Like I said, (and I'm ACTUALLY being serious...) there are people here WHO WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE STEAM OFF THEIR PISS...

But, we don't get INTO that PUBLICLY, on THIS SITE, in THIS PLACE... (What's THE POINT in that???)

I REALLY FEEL that in GENERAL we keep a HAPPY HOUSE here...

And we SHOULD.

We say where I live, "Don't Wash Your Dirty Linen In Public..."

(Good Dictum.)

My RESPECT to you in EVERYTHING else.

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

someone should lock this thread .... it's not amusing.

Van

8 Nov 2015

Quote by VanGogh
someone should lock this thread .... it's not amusing.

Van

If everybody would just play the game...it would be fun.....Sighs....

xo

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Like I said, (and I'm ACTUALLY being serious...) there are people here WHO WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE STEAM OFF THEIR PISS...

But, we don't get INTO that PUBLICLY, on THIS SITE, in THIS PLACE... (What's THE POINT in that???)

I REALLY FEEL that in GENERAL we keep a HAPPY HOUSE here...

And we SHOULD.

We say where I live, "Don't Wash Your Dirty Linen In Public..."

(Good Dictum.)

My RESPECT to you in EVERYTHING else.

xx SF

Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.

8 Nov 2015

Giving Felix a swirly at the mall, on Black Friday.

Bullet Club For Life

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.

Can we just play the game. I'll give you a beer Felix.... Pour Wine

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Don't threaten me and I'll keep my bad dictum in my pants. It's that simple.

Don't INSULT my fellow members in future and then we won't have a problem.

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Don't INSULT my fellow members in future and then we won't have a problem.

xx SF

You can rest assured that a lush member will be insulted or feel insulted in the future about something or other.

And I'm sorry, you telling me we will have a problem over the internet is just funny steph, it really is. What are you gonna do? Hack me? Tell on me? Say I'm mean?

Lol get real.

8 Nov 2015

Laugh away...

(I'm TRYING to protect the integrity of a site I'm INVESTED in, that I've worked for, that I continue to support...)

You are... (Doing WHAT exactly???)

xx SF

(You won't win THIS argument, Dear...)

Trust me.

8 Nov 2015

Firstly, back to the damn game. Felix is in jail for, a horrible Obama impersonation.

Bullet Club For Life

8 Nov 2015

Quote by stephanie

Laugh away...

(I'm TRYING to protect the integrity of a site I'm INVESTED in, that I've worked for, that I continue to support...)

You are... (Doing WHAT exactly???)

xx SF

(You won't win THIS argument, Dear...)

Trust me.

Win the argument? This is an argument you started not me. I'm not trying to win anything.

"Laugh away" I'll take your obviously dishonest thought that I single-handedly will ruin the integrity of the site because I said NW got arrested for putting her nose in a stranger's ass as a joke and will do just that.

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Castle4coochie
Firstly, back to the damn game. Felix is in jail for, a horrible Obama impersonation.

Castle got arrested for putting 25 cents in a panhandler's cup while simultaneously swiping 3 dollars. All in one smooth motion, like a pro.

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Win the argument? This is an argument you started not me. I'm not trying to win anything.

"Laugh away" I'll take your obviously dishonest thought that I single-handedly will ruin the integrity of the site because I said NW got arrested for putting her nose in a stranger's ass as a joke and will do just that.

I rest my case.

(Everyone is aware that for reasons we can't fathom, THE NYMPH put a WASP up your ass... It BORES the rest of us, and OFFENDS when it delves into THE PERSONAL...)

The WORST thing you can EVER BE is fucking boring... (So don't be...)

xx SF

8 Nov 2015

Quote by Magical_Felix

Quote by Stephanie

STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU. DROP IT OR TAKE IT PRIVATE.