simple...give a reason the person above you was late for work...
I'll start...
Lyf was late for work because he became so engrossed in his Bible studies....
Sexygeek was late because her hair got caught in Lyf's zipper....
He was unable to free his hand from the maniac clutch of a deranged Jayne Torvill who'd spirited him away to her Globe Of Icy Iciness for the rest of time where he is condemned to skate "Bolero" until the last faint glimmer of cold light is sucked from the stars
so he missed the bus
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Ekko was late because as she was riding her unicycle to work, her hair got caught in the branches of a tree and she had to wait for a tree surgeon to rescue her .
Mr. Sinnerman was tardy due to the fact his pogo stick decided to retaliate and shed it's saddle, and he is currently languishing in the Emergency Room awaiting the ministrations of a proctologist.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Ekko was late for work because she had been out until the early hours with the local amateur football team and she was exhausted (but very happy)
ManofSorrows was late for work because he went on his solar powered bike......he was on the night shift!
She had morning sex with her SO
Obviously trying to get her makeup on perfectly
Kiera was late for work because her shorts fell off
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
While he slept, I snuck in Bills house and decided to set his clocks back one hour. Just looking out. Time change is upon us
She was icing her cupcakes
He didn't have any clean clothes.
Marina was late for work because I turned off her alarm when I left
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
He was late because I wore his shirt to the grocery store.
Marina was late because her stocking weren't dry.
He was abducted by aliens. After being transported to the mother ship, the aliens decided not to suck out his brains and sent him back home.”
She was chatting on Lush with a friend
bill was late because he and I were chatting and he made a little mess. hehe
She was late because she bought a new vibrator and was enjoying multiple orgasms....
xo
She was late for work because she had to use her sybian
She was late because she was pleasuring her boyfriend.