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The person above was late for work because....

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She was late as she was uploading another story to the Lush editors
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The bridge was not open
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patokl was late for work because he was busy with... wait wait... patokl doesn't work!!! biggrin :D (Patokl - if you are/do work, then I must have remembered wrongly) smile
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Asian was late for work because I was trying to convince her to have sex with me......
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Marcia was late because she was trying on cute sexy dresses to show her lush friends.
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She was late because instead of studying like she was supposed to be, she was using her new Christmas vibrator.
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Ms Tara was late because she was looking for her favorite flogger
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Quote by asian2013
Patokl was late for work because he was busy with... wait wait... patokl doesn't work!!! biggrin :D (Patokl - if you are/do work, then I must have remembered wrongly) smile
I don't have a paid job, but I have plenty of work as stay-at-home dad.

Rosie was late for work, because she came across her first vibrator this morning and couldn't resist trying if it still was as good when she was a teenager...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patokl was late (getting up) because he'd been out carousing the night before.
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Cooldaddy was late this morning because he had a LONG message to tap out... ;)
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Ms Tara was late because she was dominating her new sub.
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The lovely mysteria was late for work because she couldn't decide which panties to wear. She finally decided on no panties!!!!
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That sexy man above me was late for work because when he woke up he thought it was Sunday so he went back to Dreamland
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Adi was late for work because she was sprinkling her glitter all over and tripped and broke her ankle....

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LadyM was in the bathroom sitting on the throne with pen and paper in hand writing raunchy poems.
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Penyan was reading my naughty poems and got stuck on the throne. He had to call the police to help him get off the can....

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The lovely Lady M was late because she was developing her own photographs of ladies' bottoms in her own darkroom.
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Ms Tara was late for work because she sprayed very strong hairspray under her arms instead of deodorant and now her arm is stuck in the air.
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I don't have a paid job, but I have plenty of work as stay-at-home dad.




Patokl - I remembered correctly then. smile

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Sinnerman was late for work because he couldnt decide which sin to commit for that day.
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Asia was late, because she spent so much te online, that she's got her timezones mixed up
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patoki was talking to all his online lovers and lost track of time.
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She still hasn't decided which panties to wear.
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She was late for work because beauty like that takes time!

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

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SimmerDown was late for work because she and an admirer got themselves worked up in a morning Yoga Class
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He keeps dropping his boots
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Some glitter got into her knickers and made her itch so she had to stop and do something about it.
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Patoki was talking to all his online lovers and lost track of time.

I have only one, but she can make me lose track of everything...

Cooldaddy was so late because his viagra still worked and he didn't wanf to show up with a boner
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patoki was talking to that one special cyber love but then he fell off his chair and broke his back. Wife caught him naked on the floor with his erect cock in his hand. She wasn't impressed when she called the ambulance. He never made it to work....
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Trinket didn't watch where she was flying and got her wing stuck o. A piece oc flypaper when she left the bar (slightly intoxicated, bit you didn't hear that from me).
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i