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-said nobody, ever.

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honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
is there any way you could completely fuck up my food order because i'm too tired to come back and correct it?

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patokl
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Barkeeper, by all means pick up that filthy cloth from the floor and wipe of my glass with it. I love exotic bacteria....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I want my children to grow up to be just like Donald J. Trump
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
no matter what, either hilary or donald will make a perfect president
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
No, Ginger.... don't strip and bend over.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
my glaring alarm clock really sets the mood for sleep.

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billy
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It doesn't matter if they win, just getting to the World Series is grand
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
adi_me33
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Quote by billybroadband
It doesn't matter if they win, just getting to the World Series is grand
poppyx
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
I really appreciate the fact that you sneezed on my sandwich as you were making it (girl in Couplands with the snotty nose), I'm sure I'll enjoy the extra germs, got to eat a speck of dirt and all
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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I love your Crocs.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
no more wine for me, thanks.

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volcano
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Well thank u for let me in (if yr in a car ) some people put hand up. But never spoken ?
adele
Weaver of Words
I want my hair to look like this...
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
is there anyway we can go to the mall right smack dab in the middle of the holiday rush?

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Just the tip, only the tip... and mean it
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- SN,E... I really enjoy sleeping on the cold, hard ground, waking up stiff, sore, and cold,
when a warm, soft bed is across the street at the local Motel 8
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Why can't I have headaches more often?

(Well, there IS Ping....... smile )
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i wish more people randomly called me at 8:42 am on a sunday.

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lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
While you're bagging my groceries, please be sure to put the delicate items beneath the canned products.
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Ma'am, the dildos are next to the pasta. Ensure you ask the cashier to place them under the canned products you've purchased.
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Quote by lynnwitt
While you're bagging my groceries, please be sure to put the delicate items beneath the canned products.



Or just put the toiletries, skincare or detergent together with food
Juli969
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Can I return this vibe when the batteries die?
wiseowl
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Oh no, I don't mind that you can't fix my reception problem until an automatic reset occurs at 1:00 AM. It's only the Steelers playoff game I'll miss.
(This actually happened last night as I missed the Steelers 18-16 victory at Kansas City. Thanks Dish!)
vbbond
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Quote by wiseowl
Oh no, I don't mind that you can't fix my reception problem until an automatic reset occurs at 1:00 AM. It's only the Steelers playoff game I'll miss.
(This actually happened last night as I missed the Steelers 18-16 victory at Kansas City. Thanks Dish!)




I'll just say ditto!!! Same thing happened to us near Massanutten Ski Resort!
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
no, no i own entirely too much black clothing.

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I say that all the time, YUMMY!

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I want spiders, as cute and cuddly pets... said nobody, ever!