I totally deserved that parking ticket, the parking attendant was quite right to give it to me.
who doesn't love waking up to the sound of a tree being sawed?
I always enjoy taking crap from a customer for something that is their fault!
I'd sooo love to collect my parcel over the counter instead of having it delivered to my doorstep every time I get something online. Maybe I'd just fly or drive to the seller's place
take your time, i have all day
lol hey babes
Awsome, Jehovah's Witnesses are at the door, hurry let them in.
Yeah sure, I'll pay more for your shitty service (oh this is a fun thread, thanks!)
Oh thankyou for ringing and telling me my computer's gone wrong. I'll ring that number right away.
Oh my goodness!! Thank you for not doing the dishes. I was really looking forward to dishpan hands....
I really appreciate you telling me my bum looks big in this.
the 2016 election has brought about feelings of tranquility, confidence and hope.
I just love long lines in the supermarket, especially when there are half dozen employees just visiting with each other.
Please come weed-eat outside my bedroom window at 7am, just as the sun is rising, again tomorrow. Thank you Jesus.
thank you for driving in the passing lane 20 mph/kph under the speed limit.
yeah, let's totally try on swimsuits after going to the all you can eat buffet.
Thank you. I just so wanted to take more responsibility and work longer hours for the same pay.
can we get one more day of extreme heat and humidity? pretty please?!
I wish Donald Trump's skin was more orange.
I wish the election season was extended for another year???
Aaah the haze is finally here again. Hallelujah!
look at that super model over there eating!!
Ooh, I thought handicapped partking spots were for people not for cars
i sure hope there's no hot water left.
