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Now I know why it is called the fast lane in the store. The woman in front of me only had two returns in her cart full of crap.
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-said nobody, ever.
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Convict
No extra cheese on that thanks.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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Convict
Sheri's boobs are too small, said nobody, ever.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Active Ink Slinger
no really, I like your toupee...you can't even tell.
Active Ink Slinger
Thank you for reminding me I' m short
I hope there's a fat lady singing today
Fancy Schmancy
Please puke in my car
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by LaylaJune
Please puke in my car
Please, may I clean up the puke in your car?
Please keep wearing that dress
Top Shot
No, no, it's totally okay if your dog pisses on my sofa...
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Active Ink Slinger
Return, without receipt, no problem
The Bee's Knees
is there anyway that my fries could come ice cold with my meal?
Say. Her. Name.
Fancy Schmancy
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is there anyway that my fries could come ice cold with my meal?
This was great!!
Please bag my loaf of bread beneath the canned food
I'd love to have a threesome with Hillary and Donald
The Bee's Knees
no, i don't mind you ringing my doorbell five minutes straight.
Say. Her. Name.
Fancy Schmancy
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I really wish more parents thought that their 6yo daughter were the world's best dancers
This one is pretty funny, too!!
Please pee on the seat and don't wipe it off.
It was me I freely admit it, I was the one who farted.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
The Bee's Knees
can someone randomly text me in the middle of the night? i'm just sleeping too good these days.
Say. Her. Name.
Fancy Schmancy
Feel my fake tits . . . oh, wait . . . EVERYBODY with fake tits says that!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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It was me I freely admit it, I was the one who farted.
I say that all the time. Really.
I wish teenage daughters were more moody.
Senior Analyst
It's all right if you can't remember my name.
Convict
Pour this bottle of bolli down the sink would you sweetie darling?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2