Roses are Red

12 Feb 2012

Publish your own Valentine's Day Poems here...make them as funny, kinky, inappropriate as you please. Just follow the Roses are Red format.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Orgasms are great
Especially two!

(yeh I suck at this but you can do better!!)

Annnnnd GO!

13 Feb 2012

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
My dick is aching,
thinking of you.

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
violets are red
everything's red
retinal hemorrhage

13 Feb 2012

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
We both like peanut butter,
So let's go screw.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster

13 Feb 2012

Kay.. I'll make mine clean

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are sweet,
And bugs are too!

laughing6

13 Feb 2012

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
With the spill of my blood,
Your name became my tattoo.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.

13 Feb 2012

Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You Make Me Smile,
When I Feel Blue

13 Feb 2012

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your tongue is wet
and I am too

13 Feb 2012

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Welcome back my dark lord
Let me be your loyal slave

OK, I was reviewing Harry Potter last night.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
violets are purple
my pussy is wet
so give it a slurple

13 Feb 2012

OR MAYBE

roses are red
and cost many a buck
so forget the damn flowers
and give me a fuck

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
my name is pony
Sp's got me so
mighty horny

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
violets are blue
your so hot
i wanna fuck you Regaeman Man

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
and pony is sweet
and i'll bet you a dollar
he's beating his meat

13 Feb 2012

got no voilet
got no rose
for slut pup
i got a hose Regaeman Man

13 Feb 2012

If roses are red
and vegetables are green
I'd have to say
that one look from you
really makes me cream

13 Feb 2012

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My pussy is wet
Just for you

bunny

13 Feb 2012

Roses are red
And die really quick
I'd be much happier
Sucking your dick

13 Feb 2012

roses are red
voilets are blue
I'd luv to lic
and then fuck you Regaeman Man

13 Feb 2012

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm as hard as wood
But you say you're not in the mood.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.

13 Feb 2012

Roses are red
Long-stemmed and thorny
When I'm with you
I'm perpetually horny

14 Feb 2012

voilets are blue
roses are red
I'd luv u
in my bed

14 Feb 2012

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm licking a strawberry
and thinking of you

14 Feb 2012

Doh! That was meant for bouncy, but Pony beat me to it!!!

14 Feb 2012

roses are red
yellow and white
luv to rock u
all thro the nite Regaeman Man

14 Feb 2012

Roses are red
I am blue
Cause someone said
She hates my shoes

*cry cry cry*

14 Feb 2012

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van..

14 Feb 2012

not on my page they aint

14 Feb 2012

Roses are red
Violets are stinky
I just checked
And you have a small dinky

14 Feb 2012

roses are red
no ifs, ands, or buts
but if you give me a diamond
i'll tickle your nuts