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Roses are Red

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
No, you cannot
Cum in my Shoe


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please walk away
Cause I'm done with you.
^ lmao.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my cat
Much more than you.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I don't read
What about You?
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Don't have a valentine
Will get drunk instead...
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please tell Hallmark
to go take a screw.

(I'm happy that blue is such a rhyme-y word)
Roses are red
My nose is blue
Wish I could be
There with you
roses are red
but they make me sneeze
my pussy smells better
like limburger cheese
Roses are red
Violets are blue
One more word
And I'll smack you!
Roses are red
voilets are blue
could claim I'm packin 12 inches
but that just would'nt be true
Roses are red
Violets are blue
To the Lushie with claws
My heart is true

Roses Are Red
My Double Ender Is Blue
What A Delighful Invention
Made Just For Me And You
Roses Are Red
Money Is Green like Grinches
Isnt It So Amazing
How All Lush Men Are Nine Inches
Roses Are Red
Not Green Like The Grass
I Love It In My Pussy
But Also In My Ass
Roses sing the blues
Violets are dead
Nobody's muze
Is this day over yet?
Rose are red
by the dozen they sway
I wish you all
Happy valentines day
roses are red
voilets are blue
stick my fingers in
they come out with goo
Roses are red
Now here's a sad story
I can't take it back
But I'm beyond sorry
rose are red
violets are blue
give me the patron
and ill show you what i can do
Roses are red,
You're in Peru,
So I'll sit here,
And eat more Jello.
Roses are many colors
voilets are voilet
thats about as freakin
exact as it gonna get
roses are red
Voilets are blue
scarlet petals on your bed
whats missing is you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Scars on my heart
All made by you
roses are red
violets are blue
if bouncy comes back again
i'm gonna use gorilla glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I'd rather have an orgasm
Brought on by you.
Roses are red
Violets are you
Screw me baby
And I'll cum for you
Roses are you
Violets are blue
I masturbated today
What about you
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Today is Sunday
Have a Beer or Two

(or four)