Quote by Darkvision29
Two men walked into a bar - you'd think one of them would have ducked.
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
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Quote by Darkvision29
Two men walked into a bar - you'd think one of them would have ducked.
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by Grace
Reading some titles on my bookshelves:
Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly
Brown Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Dung
Quote by apptobebad
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
Quote by RonB1
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went and then it dawned on me.
Quote by elizabethblack
Repeated often by dad:
child: That's not fair!
Dad: That's what the bus driver said when offered a wooden nickle.