Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

31 Aug 2013

EXAMPLE:
The person above you wakes up in a hospital bed and you are the 1st person they see. You say:

I told you the bedroom trapeze was a bad idea...

31 Aug 2013

I told you that everything on the internet wasn't the truth. Can construct a plane that way.

31 Aug 2013

I'm your nurse and I'm here to debride your wounds..sponge bath to follow.

31 Aug 2013

I recognize your perfume from my last hospital stay!

31 Aug 2013

I told you to lay off those steroids! But noooohhhh! You did not listen to me! Dumbass Prick!

31 Aug 2013

docs say you are pregnant...WTF

31 Aug 2013

KK finally relented and almost fucked you to death

31 Aug 2013

sorry but you did say BITE

31 Aug 2013

Say, Babe. You want me to fuck you here or wait until we get to your place? ;D

31 Aug 2013

i tried to tell you bumper cars was bad place for oral... hope they can sew it back on

31 Aug 2013

What's wrong? Are you afraid that I might get you pregnant or something?

31 Aug 2013

hell no, never get into these panties

31 Aug 2013

I took your temperature with my 'special thermometer'.

1 Sep 2013

I did warn you not to put your special thermometer anywhere near Ginger but u just never listen to me, besides its not that bad really, uve only lost and inch or 2 Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Sep 2013

Say, Babe. Would you like to join us and make it a threesome?

1 Sep 2013

Told you not to take double dose of viagra.

1 Sep 2013

Wholly shit! Sorry, Pal! I didn't know that she's your wife!

1 Sep 2013

how'd you get that zucchini stuck up your butt? Whistle

1 Sep 2013

If I'm not mistaken, that zucchini is actually stuck up your ass.

1 Sep 2013

No its definitely up your arse, me and bailey held u down while Ginger shoved it up there binky

Then we all waxed you Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Sep 2013

You have been admitted to cure your obsession with wax, we will keep you locked down to this bed until we feel you are not a threat to others.

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening

1 Sep 2013

so when are we going out for dinner date as you promised me.....no excuse evil4

1 Sep 2013

Quote by kiera
No its definitely up your arse, me and bailey held u down while Ginger shoved it up there

Then we all waxed you

OMFG! You're a sadist and I'm loving it. evil4

1 Sep 2013

hey bailey i heard you were laughing so hard you fell off your bar stool...heehee

1 Sep 2013

Quote by ginger86
hey bailey i heard you were laughing so hard you fell off your bar stool...heehee

And were impaled by a zucchini...... Lfunny

For Ginger, so you were admitted for stomach cramps from laughing so hard at baily on the zuchinni...

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening

1 Sep 2013

Your name is Roger, you were hit on the head by a stray coconut whilst walking along the beach, you have suffered permanent memory loss, but luckily you survived.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Sep 2013

Kiera's laughed too much today, too. As for curious, we benefited from his memory loss and he is an obedient waxing victim.

1 Sep 2013

Sorry, when I kissed you like that I never thought you would faint....

1 Sep 2013

You fainted in mine and baileys drunken waxing salon when bailey waxed ur sack. You have been unconscious for 3 days. Now don't try to speak you've damaged your throat with all that screaming Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Sep 2013

awwww kk, so sorry but while you were passed out me an bailey decided to give you a wax job but we were all out of wax so we used super glue. we got all that hair off your crotch and don't worry the doctors say with a few skin grafts your pussy will be as pretty as ever....heehee