Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

1 Sep 2013

You must have passed out from the super glue fumes while waxing Kiera, you should recover fully

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening

2 Sep 2013

I told you my dog was a lesbian....you just didn't listen.

2 Sep 2013

you did tell me to dominate you

2 Sep 2013

You had a semi psychotic breakdown yesterday after Mau U lost to Liverpool, you had to be sedated, hey hey don't cry sweetie its just a game after all, here's some tissue Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

2 Sep 2013

Kangaroos really are dangerous you Brit .

2 Sep 2013

Don't worry its nothing too serious, What? This moon suit? Erm...I'm an astronaut!

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

2 Sep 2013

I told you it wouldn't fit.....

2 Sep 2013

I told you it wouldn't fit in that milk bottle, looked it sprayed.

2 Sep 2013

I warned you about staying in the water too long

2 Sep 2013

Yeah it had to be said bathing in milk didn't work

2 Sep 2013

Cleopatra bathed in Ass milk... not put milk up her ass

2 Sep 2013

Well I got cleansed just the same but lived to tell the tale

2 Sep 2013

You should have seen the size of the enema bag they used!

2 Sep 2013

What the hell you should've been on the receiving end ...

2 Sep 2013

With these hospital gowns they never knew the difference when I swapped places

2 Sep 2013

nudges you spoke too soon they're back for their pound of flesh ... pucker up ... relax that is all

2 Sep 2013

You sure you wouldn't rather swap places?

2 Sep 2013

hahaha i shall enjoy from this angle clear view straight alley comes to mind

2 Sep 2013

This Alley is a one-way street!

2 Sep 2013

your in hospital buddy they make the rules

2 Sep 2013

I'm discharging myself! ( No comments about having a discharge please!)

2 Sep 2013

Nurse, nurse he's cured ... I'll have one of those please!

2 Sep 2013

Nurse! Fetch the screens.. I need to do an examination...

2 Sep 2013

Woah hold on there buddy, your jumping the gun lets examine your own tackle bag before handle these goods! Got any Id

2 Sep 2013

sadly I don't carry any ID in this gown... can you take my word for it?

2 Sep 2013

Well i tell ya the budget cuts have hit an all time low ...

2 Sep 2013

That's the Health Service for you.. they even want me to share your bed

2 Sep 2013

left or right

2 Sep 2013

I'll chose left, 'cos if I went the other side I'd feel a right tit

2 Sep 2013

left great they prefer you to lie on your left shhh pretend your asleep they may leave your arse alone!