Active Ink Slinger
I told you that thing would get stuck if you put it in down there.
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Weaver of Words
I know you said you wanted bigger boobs, but WOW!!!
Troublemaker
Dammit Lynn, I told you not to sneeze in the hay loft
Active Ink Slinger
I told you before, take the elevator not the stairs thith that that blindfold on 
Quantum Tease
Bed rest will take care of things, but you really shouldn't stay up for three days straight as you compose your book of insults for Ping....
Quantum Tease
Quote by Ping
Was reading Heidi's pop up book on Ping insults and got punching in the boob
Perhaps "punched" rather than "punching" ?
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The dog bites will eventually heal.
Top Shot
So, about that "running with the bulls" thing...
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
Quantum Tease
You're just going to have to watch those marathon sessions with your Sybian.....!
Active Ink Slinger
Role playing can be a wonderful addition to your sex life, but Tarzan and Jane in your bedroom? You could have known that chandelier wasn't strong enough to use as 'vine' to swing through the jungle. When it came down from the ceiling you crashed into your dressing table. The table didn't survive, but you came away with a lump on your head.... and three lipsticks and a mascara in your but.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
p was involved in an auto crash... seems he was perving some pictures of my derrière and not paying attention to the road
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by vivienI can't help it, that your derrière is so distracting. It wasn't pictures though, it was you live, walking down the street in an attire that got you arrested too.
p was involved in an auto crash... seems he was perving some pictures of my derrière and not paying attention to the road
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
I was decent enough till that gust of wind blew of my london fog raincoat
Active Ink Slinger
I told you to read label first, that was !ot lube you used to jack off with, it was super glue !
Troublemaker
Don't worry heidi the docs have figured out how to get the stilletto out of there, but I'm afraid you will need new shoes. They remain a little worried about that grin stuck on your face though...
Active Ink Slinger
no one is looking move over
Blonde Ginger
mmmmm better lock the door first or someone might see you naked and squirming lol
Quantum Tease
Yes, it's true that a lot of women prefer their men shaved.. but perhaps a straight razor wasn't the best choice. In this jar......
Active Ink Slinger
Looking at a beautiful woman in a sexy dress is something I can totally understand, but you should have kept an eye on where you were going too. That open manhole was pretty deep....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
It's not my fault the wind blew my dress up and you saw. But I'm sorry it caused you to hit that telephone pole.
Punkarama
All the fluids should be replaced but the end of the day and then you are good to go again
