Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

11 Nov 2013

adagio was arrested for watching people in his book store reading.....while completely naked... and masturbating

11 Nov 2013

Stripping and jumping in the

Fountain while intoxicated

11 Nov 2013

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Maisie couldn't find the sex toy shop in time so got carried away with a cucumber at the back of isle 4 at the local Tesco

I only got caught because Kiera was trying to wrestle cucumber from me, for her own pleasure

Shortnsassyone got arrested for racketeering, selling cucumbers to Maisie and Kiera at highly inflated prices

11 Nov 2013

After both being ripped off by Sassie, Maisie and I ended up in a cucumber sword fight as mine was bigger and she believed i'd got a better deal, Now we are both in custody Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

11 Nov 2013

Kiera arrested for armed robbery of zucchini farm

11 Nov 2013

LYB arrested for water hoarding during a drought

11 Nov 2013

Jason was arrested for trying to drown me in skinny dipping thread lol

11 Nov 2013

pubic disturbance dontknow

11 Nov 2013

Stealing Mr Incredible's suit while he was wearing it in public

11 Nov 2013

He took the bag off his head in public Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

11 Nov 2013

Unlawful anal penetration with a phallus....

11 Nov 2013

Casting spells on young ladies causing them to unlawfully penetrate an anus with a phallus....

11 Nov 2013

Seducing straight girls and making them give up men

11 Nov 2013

lewd act with a fire hydrant

12 Nov 2013

For stealing red hair from her best friend when she was asleep and then gluing it on her scalp. Tranq...Why?

12 Nov 2013

Waxing in public, I thought she meant she was waxing her board.

12 Nov 2013

Running naked through the sprinklers on The Royal Lawn at Windsor Castle.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

12 Nov 2013

taking off my underwear in public to get u know a....... guess on!!!! Embarassed

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13 Nov 2013

Exposing himself in the streets of Kanpur.

13 Nov 2013

For holding up a sex shop for a new stash of toys. M I am bailing you out one last time.

13 Nov 2013

For trying to sell, the toys stolen in previous raids, to raise bail for Maisie

13 Nov 2013

For holding back some of the toys for personal use when returning the rest

13 Nov 2013

Trying to get the toys back. As he was failing, he tried to save face by calling the authorities in, not knowing Maisie has hidden them under his couch.

13 Nov 2013

for using the toys that maisie had hidden!!!!!!!!!!!! trying to fool the law huh!!!!

Find Simar on:
1. Skype: Simar Singh
2. Kik: simar2308

13 Nov 2013

For impersonating an officer of the law with a fake warrant and ID in order to get the toys for himself

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

13 Nov 2013

Kiera was caught putting powdered glass in her boyfriend's lube because he rubbed her up the wrong way.

13 Nov 2013

Awww no babes I put the powdered glass in his lube cause the bastard cheated on me with you, I then seduced a local officer and had you both arrested for alleged theft of my missing lingerie evil4

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

13 Nov 2013

Arrested for being so unbelievably gorgeous and distracting other drivers! Big Hugs

13 Nov 2013

For being in receipt of the toys that I was supposed to have stolen, but it seems every one was taking advantage of Maisie, and a free Maisie campaign is now underway.

13 Nov 2013

For breaking in to the print shop to make the posters.