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Kimmi's Teenie Weenie Competition
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Since it was pointed out that most will not know what a quirt is and think it is a typo for squirt. I will save many the google search. However, I could imagine a quirt causing one to squirt!
A quirt is a short whip associated with the Southwestern United States. It often has a braided leather lash. The falls on a quirt are made of leather, usually cow hide.
A quirt is a short whip associated with the Southwestern United States. It often has a braided leather lash. The falls on a quirt are made of leather, usually cow hide.
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Only fruit loops desport in a banana hammock. So demode; he'll be spanking the monkey tonight.
I prance my budgie smugglers past kitty barely covered by Wicked Weasel’s skimpy thong. Her nipples firm, but seemingly not for me.
For the schlong packaged in the hammock is more cockatoo than budgie.
I prance my budgie smugglers past kitty barely covered by Wicked Weasel’s skimpy thong. Her nipples firm, but seemingly not for me.
For the schlong packaged in the hammock is more cockatoo than budgie.
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After eating my fruit loops, I found her frolicking naked in a Kentucky cornfield. She looked at my banana hammock with lust in her eyes.
“Kimmi needs that hard cock to spank my bad kitty.” She said.
Who am I to deny a woman what she really craves or desires?
“Kimmi needs that hard cock to spank my bad kitty.” She said.
Who am I to deny a woman what she really craves or desires?
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Wasted vacation. Glorious beach. No men.
Like fruit loops without banana.
Hiding in the dunes I strip to my kitty.
A voice.
"Kitty-babe. You're fruity-loops".
Huge banana hammock.
"You need spanking".
Red-ass spank.
He strips.
No banana hammock. That's all genuine.
I take it to myself and make it mine.
Like fruit loops without banana.
Hiding in the dunes I strip to my kitty.
A voice.
"Kitty-babe. You're fruity-loops".
Huge banana hammock.
"You need spanking".
Red-ass spank.
He strips.
No banana hammock. That's all genuine.
I take it to myself and make it mine.
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Y'all are giving me the the best starts to my day! Each one of you is so creative! Love it! Thank you! 
Gentleman Stranger
50 words? And I have to include some of yours? R-i-i-i-ght... 
Doomed before I even begin.
Doomed before I even begin.
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OK, Kim. I'll have a go
Wearing nothing but my new Banana Hammock, I walked into the kitchen to find the Kitty on the table eating my bowl of Fruit Loops.
My wife spewed coffee when she looked at me.
While I Spanked her, she was still laughing.
God Damned cat ate my breakfast.
That's only 48 words - I should get a bonus!
JB
Wearing nothing but my new Banana Hammock, I walked into the kitchen to find the Kitty on the table eating my bowl of Fruit Loops.
My wife spewed coffee when she looked at me.
While I Spanked her, she was still laughing.
God Damned cat ate my breakfast.
That's only 48 words - I should get a bonus!
JB
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50 words? And I have to include some of yours? R-i-i-i-ght...
Doomed before I even begin.
Lol! Yes.you.are. hahahaha! I am not sure you would survive the exercise in word restraint. Hahaha!
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The Perfect Breakfast
"Fuck! You know what it does to my kitty when you wear that banana hammock!" She spanked his tight ass.
"Waddya want for breakfast?" he asked.
"Fruit loops... warm banana... and fresh cream."
He perched on the kitchen table, one thigh each side of her cereal bowl.
"Fuck! You know what it does to my kitty when you wear that banana hammock!" She spanked his tight ass.
"Waddya want for breakfast?" he asked.
"Fruit loops... warm banana... and fresh cream."
He perched on the kitchen table, one thigh each side of her cereal bowl.
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“Fuck yeah banana!” Hammock slung, she sways, lasciviously admiring the phallic fruit. Loops of techno passacaglia, plus too much weed, spank her brain senseless as, shilling in the kitty, she inserts the peeled plantain into her puckered but loosening fundament. “Fuck yeah…” she moans… swaying… loops… fuuuuck… loops… toke… yeaahhhh…
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The damn kitty jumped on the counter and knocked the banana hammock flying off the counter. Damn bananas went everywhere. By the time I chased her down to spank that ass, my damn fruit loops were soggy as hell. So here I sit, pissed off, and eating soggy fruit loops!
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I am not sure the fellas thought this through. Do you reeeeaaallly want to be known as a winner in the Teenie Weenie Competition??? 
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She reached into his Banana Hammock, extracted his manhood, and slowly swallowed his hardening shaft.
He spanked her curved cheeks and groaned, his fingers entwined in her raven hair.
Kitty lifted her ruby lips whispering "I am making homemade Fruit Loops and need to know how big is the hole."
Thanks Kimmi for the added brain sprain
He spanked her curved cheeks and groaned, his fingers entwined in her raven hair.
Kitty lifted her ruby lips whispering "I am making homemade Fruit Loops and need to know how big is the hole."
Thanks Kimmi for the added brain sprain
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Kimmi playing for fun ... not a real entry.
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"It's on."
"Numbnut, it's a banana hammock and you have it on backwards!"
"I thought it was a tail, like a kitty cat."
I spank his ass and shoo him away.
Bowing my head, I slurp the Fruit Loops hanging around my nipples.
It's hard to find a good sub.
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"It's on."
"Numbnut, it's a banana hammock and you have it on backwards!"
"I thought it was a tail, like a kitty cat."
I spank his ass and shoo him away.
Bowing my head, I slurp the Fruit Loops hanging around my nipples.
It's hard to find a good sub.
Sexy Seductive Siren
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I am not sure the fellas thought this through. Do you reeeeaaallly want to be known as a winner in the Teenie Weenie Competition???
Kimmi, not fair to the girls either! I mean, SIZE does matter!
Meagan
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Size matters? Darn - that's me out! I should naturally win a teeny weenie competition ;)
It's ALL a bit of fun! Here goes...
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What are fruit loops? Peer into my perverse mind and you will see a perfect example! My peculiar fetish will reveal itself in a kaleidoscope of madness.
Dressed in my union-jack banana hammock, I am spanked by twin sisters, and immersed in the heavenly juice from their excited kitty’s!
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God, that's awful! It's only 49 words, though, because I didn't know whether union-jack would class as one or two. And I know what happens if I go over the limit (oh wait - let me add a couple more...).
It doesn't matter, but I thought I'd add a pedantic little bit of confusion. Looking it up, the definition of a fruit loop (in the U.S. anyway) seems to be 'a mad or crazy person'.
Hmmm - Isn't the breakfast cereal technically 'FROOT loops'?
And did you know that there are 8 different colour (sorry, color) 'loops', but that they all taste the same?
Just a couple of silly observations...
It's ALL a bit of fun! Here goes...
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What are fruit loops? Peer into my perverse mind and you will see a perfect example! My peculiar fetish will reveal itself in a kaleidoscope of madness.
Dressed in my union-jack banana hammock, I am spanked by twin sisters, and immersed in the heavenly juice from their excited kitty’s!
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God, that's awful! It's only 49 words, though, because I didn't know whether union-jack would class as one or two. And I know what happens if I go over the limit (oh wait - let me add a couple more...).
It doesn't matter, but I thought I'd add a pedantic little bit of confusion. Looking it up, the definition of a fruit loop (in the U.S. anyway) seems to be 'a mad or crazy person'.
Hmmm - Isn't the breakfast cereal technically 'FROOT loops'?
And did you know that there are 8 different colour (sorry, color) 'loops', but that they all taste the same?
Just a couple of silly observations...
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Just for fun too 
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He ran in my room
For his morning spank
In a banana hammock
Soon a red flank
In this pouch
Was all his pride
But not enough
For a kitty ride
I threw him some
Fruit loops on the floor
Then in his cage
and locked the door
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He ran in my room
For his morning spank
In a banana hammock
Soon a red flank
In this pouch
Was all his pride
But not enough
For a kitty ride
I threw him some
Fruit loops on the floor
Then in his cage
and locked the door
God Empress of Lush
I’d taken ten pounds out of the kitty and gone to Waitrose to buy fruit loops. I’d have sent my boyfriend, but he was too busy spanking the monkey. And all I could find to wear was his banana hammock. Is that really reason to arrest me, Your Honour?
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“You’re 59 and still eating Fruit Loops?” Kitty asked.
“There’s a prize inside, I’m hoping a banana hammock.”
“Maybe a green bean hammock… that might be more appropriate.”
I held my hand out, she took it. I pulled her over my knee for her spanking.
This Dude can’t abide brattiness.
“There’s a prize inside, I’m hoping a banana hammock.”
“Maybe a green bean hammock… that might be more appropriate.”
I held my hand out, she took it. I pulled her over my knee for her spanking.
This Dude can’t abide brattiness.
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Title: The Breakfast Oooh-lympics
Noticing me, primed, my erect nipples stacked with fruit loops, ten apiece, a bonus loop adorning my barbed clit. Winston’s banana hammock spectacularly capitulated!
Winston’s challenge, to vigorously spank-fuck my kitty and dislodge all loops.
Baton thrusts, loops airborne!
I’m ridden amidst triumphant cries, victors in our ‘cereal’ killer game.
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Giggles, I enjoyed this Kimmi.
Noticing me, primed, my erect nipples stacked with fruit loops, ten apiece, a bonus loop adorning my barbed clit. Winston’s banana hammock spectacularly capitulated!
Winston’s challenge, to vigorously spank-fuck my kitty and dislodge all loops.
Baton thrusts, loops airborne!
I’m ridden amidst triumphant cries, victors in our ‘cereal’ killer game.
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Giggles, I enjoyed this Kimmi.
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Y'all are so freakin' creative!!! The 2 members of my family who are judging starting reading last night ... but the contest not over until 8:00 AM Wednesday. Their commentary on all your entries was hilarious! I was told ... and I quote ... "You are all a bunch of freaky, kinky nuts!"
And the stories that contained my name sent one family member screaming for a therapist!!! hahahahaha!
And at last count, you have taught them 4 new words so far. hahahahaha!
Y'all are so freakin' creative!!! The 2 members of my family who are judging starting reading last night ... but the contest not over until 8:00 AM Wednesday. Their commentary on all your entries was hilarious! I was told ... and I quote ... "You are all a bunch of freaky, kinky nuts!"
And the stories that contained my name sent one family member screaming for a therapist!!! hahahahaha!
And at last count, you have taught them 4 new words so far. hahahahaha!
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Here is the trophy!!! It will be engraved for each of the 2 winners and posted here and on their walls.
I spared no expense!
I spared no expense!
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)
I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
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Love it, Blue! YUMMY!!!!
God Empress of Lush
Okay, I know I've done one already, but here's another. It's sort of within the rules!
“Would you like some fruit?” Loops of cum dripped off my face onto my brand-spanking-new dress as I reached for a banana, hammock swinging gently beneath us.
“Thanks, Annie. I’m sorry for making such a mess. I’ll put some money in the kitty towards the dry-cleaning.”
“Would you like some fruit?” Loops of cum dripped off my face onto my brand-spanking-new dress as I reached for a banana, hammock swinging gently beneath us.
“Thanks, Annie. I’m sorry for making such a mess. I’ll put some money in the kitty towards the dry-cleaning.”
22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
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Okay, I know I've done one already, but here's another. It's sort of within the rules!
“Would you like some fruit?” Loops of cum dripped off my face onto my brand-spanking-new dress as I reached for a banana, hammock swinging gently beneath us.
“Thanks, Annie. I’m sorry for making such a mess. I’ll put some money in the kitty towards the dry-cleaning.”
Love it!!! I think you are liking this teenie weenie comp
My judges have been having a ball reading through the entries! I should record their remarks! Haha!
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“Damn Daniel!” Kimmi exclaimed. “You are definitely more than a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl if you think you’re going to fill my kitty with that pathetic specimen in your ridiculous banana hammock. Now bend over bitch and you better not spank it while I’m pegging that ass.”