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If you met an ALIEN...

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il ask why three eyes xD
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Do you wish to trade?
We have trinkets...
billy
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HEY!!! I don't mind if you trade but just make sure you trade me for something expensive at least.


A momentous occasion like First Contact and you want me to rip them off?!?


Tee Hee
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Do you want some...




Hi everybody!
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Hi PsychoButt
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Quote by trinket
HEY!!! I don't mind if you trade but just make sure you trade me for something expensive at least.


@ Kiera. I KNEW you were going to say a cuppa tea lol.


British hospitality at its finest T, Im certain after such a long journey they will be quite parched and in deperate need of a nice cuppa.

Is this the way to Amarillo??
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Don't think that you are going to anally probe me...
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I would say; take me home son of a b....
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Sigourney Weaver is not here. Would you quit drooling that clear slimy shit out of your mouth ?
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The truth is out there. No not here, out there /points up to the sky.
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Ajax?



Hi handsome!
Dancewithme
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Care for some crumpets with your tea? NO! I will not trade Trinket. We kinda like her around these parts.
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I wouldn't trade Trinket either.
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
I wouldn't trade Trinket either.


greetings SB



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Nothing. I'd grab my towel and electronic thumb and hitch a ride.
Tranquil
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Can you strip, I have watched far to many movies and am very confused about what an Alien actual is.
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DON'T ABDUCT ME BRO!!!!
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If I met an Alien.......I saw quite a few the other night. We had a few ?.........chatted away normally
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If I met an Alien.......I saw quite a few the other night. We had a few ?.........chatted away normally


I can imagine...
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"Hey... have a seat. I got some things I been wantin to talk to you about..."
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