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If you met an ALIEN...

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No, not everything on lush depicts our reproductive methods.
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Would you like some ...
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Maybe I'd attempt to foster intergalactic relations...

...maebee...
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Phone home
Master_Jonathan
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So how do you like our State Fair?

(If you've ever been here for our State Fair you'd understand this! Geez!)
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Set phasers to stun
Gil_Renard
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It's true!!!! Three boobies!!!!!
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So you "guys" don't do anal? Interesting.....
Mysteria27
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I hope your not going to hurt me...

Run like hell...

Xo
adi_me33
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I'd not speak....or move....I'd die
patokl
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I'd probably know her from here
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
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I PRESUME, because no one has explicitly stated one way or the other, that the "alien" reference is to an extraterrestrial being and not just someone from a country other than her own. That was the obligatory smart ass comment.
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
do you come in peace?

This being Lush, I am surprised that someone hasn't modified "come" yet. Or claim that Peace is a lady's name in conjunction therewith.
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I suppose a few conversational topics which (ahem) come to mind might be...
* Are you James T Kirk's kid? (ST)
* Tell me about the copulation pits of Venus. (Mose Mallette: The Seven Wonders of the Universe)
* So, just how does having four distinct sexes actually work? (I can't recall the source now)
* Is Vogon poetry really that bad? (HHGG)
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I PRESUME, because no one has explicitly stated one way or the other, that the "alien" reference is to an extraterrestrial being and not just someone from a country other than her own. That was the obligatory smart ass comment.
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This being Lush, I am surprised that someone hasn't modified "come" yet. Or claim that Peace is a lady's name in conjunction therewith.
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I suppose a few conversational topics which (ahem) come to mind might be...
* Are you James T Kirk's kid? (ST)
* Tell me about the copulation pits of Venus. (Mose Mallette: The Seven Wonders of the Universe)
* So, just how does having four distinct sexes actually work? (I can't recall the source now)
* Is Vogon poetry really that bad? (HHGG)




I wasn't trying to be rude. ??
Beffer
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"If I take you to our leaders, will you promise to take them back with you?"
Simmerdownchick
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I'd try to get a clear and IN FOCUS photo

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I'd ask them to give me a lift to Salt Lake City.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
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Quote by AmericanBeauty

I wasn't trying to be rude. ??


Oh, I know... I'm just trying to be silly!
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Quote by lynnwitt


Oh, I know... I'm just trying to be silly!


oh okay
lynnwitt
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Is the answer really 42?
patokl
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Nice to finally meet you Lynn ;)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
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Nice to finally meet you Lynn ;)


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