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complete the sentence ..with full honesty..( lol at least try..lol)
I will never have sex in a washing machine. While it is turned on, that is!
I will never......

...say never!
I will never understand non-compassion
i will never cheat on my husband.... if i ever get one that is
i will never seduce a woman...!!!( bad experience counts) lolol
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i will never seduce a woman...!!!( bad experience counts) lolol


hehehe
lol shushh!!!

i will never tell anyone what happened at the pub when i was thrown a challenge to seduce a woman...lol
I will never say what I did in the military.....
I will never go out of the house without clean underwear - in case I get run over by a number 74 bus - advice from Mum!
I will never stop loving Elaine
Fart in an elevator again...lol
I will never eat food upside down...maybe a little tossed salad
I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]
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I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]

You haven't embarrassed us yet (at least not me), so it's not a total lie.

I will never love a vibrator or dildo more than a real man.
I will never again lust after Lola, except Wednesdays - Sundays.
I will never post the twins...... if you want to see them email me
I will never again be fooled by Wildcat after unsuccessfully trying to email her at thirty times.
I will never tell Hap the real email address by which he can see Wildcat's twins.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Quote by imhapless
I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]


Nope, not embarrassed here either.

I will NEVER show Hap my pubic hair no matter how much he begs or tries to embarrass me by mentioning them in the forums!

(In what alternate universe did I just type that sentence?)
I will never use curly's avatar as footy motivational poster
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
I will never ask Par to change his AV back to the boobalicious Klingon.
I will never understand why there are so many Lushies waiting to see what I will write next.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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I double posted .. SORRY!


I will never double post again
Quote by AngelHeart01
I double posted .. SORRY!


I will never double post again
i will never go an entire day without an orgasm - really, why would i even want to?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

.... delete my Lush profile again (until I'm really done with Lush)

I will never try to seek into the sexual circus again without a pass; those whips really hurt!
Kiss you again.....