What Cheesy lines were used on you.... and guys take note!
Do something out of character each day this week. Change your hairstyle, wear a different colour, show your teeth when you smile, eat chocolate-anything! Just choose to be different because you can!
We have so much in common, lets go somewhere private to "talk"
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
I told a lady with the word lost in here name if I can help her find it.... that was the last time she spoke to me...
Do something out of character each day this week. Change your hairstyle, wear a different colour, show your teeth when you smile, eat chocolate-anything! Just choose to be different because you can!
me: your so cute, beautiful and amazing....
her: oh you must e looking in front of a mirror..
***mmmhhmm....its cute not really cheesy***
i think cheesiest line ever, if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, hell no
Man: do you dance?
Me: of course!
Man: great! would u go dance so i can talk to your cute friend?
the cheesiest ever:if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me:
problem was, she was gorgeous and sexy so it actually worked!
I told her i was a magician. She was enthralled. She said"show me a trick". I said" well then, we go to my apartment, we fuck, and tomorrow morning...poof....U Dissapear!!"
when i worked in the bar, there was one guy that kept telling me
come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that comes up
i told him my luck it would be the sun
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
Man walks up to a woman in a bar, puts up hand red Indian style and says "How"
Woman does the same, putting up hand, and says "How"
Man says "Now we've worked out how, lets work out where and when
Excuse me Miss, Where is the closest mall? - If I get lost, is there a number I can reach you at?
I heard this yesterday: "If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face because I think you are cute."
Not cheesy but very original, made me smile too.
I can spell boobies on my calculator though i'd like to see yours.
A mate of mine walked towards a girl and tripped and fell right at her feet. He looked up at her and said "I think I just fell for you".
Some creep threw a glass of vodka over my lap one night and said '' oh look, you're all wet, Ill have to get you outa them panties'' then gave me a really big wink. pervert :L
"Fancy A Fuck?"
"No!"
"Well do you mind lying down whilst I have one"
Only cheesy if not true. Works every time - To the girl with the biggest boobs around. It must be said without losing eye contact, "You have beautiful eyes."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
I think you need some visine, so you can get a clearer view of our future together...
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
It must have hurt..
What hurt?
When you fell from the heavens to earth.
does heaven know its missing an angel
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I like playing with a woman's hair (be nice i'm still trying to get past that one)
If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
