1.did it hurt??
2. did what hurt??
3. when you fell from heaven....cause it looks like it hurt
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Didn't I see you on the cover of Playgirl?
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I got this one recently, and I admit, it caught me off guard and I've never heard it before. We had just been chatting, and getting to know each other, and he asked if I was a waitress. I told him no, and his response was. Oh, well I was hoping you were so that I could give you a big tip in hopes of getting your number.
Clumeleon
This one got used on a friend of mine. One of my absolute favourites.
"Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives - he never met you."
"Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives - he never met you."
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(On the train minding my own business, listening to my ipod, guy walks up to me) "Hey, do I know you? You look really familiar." (I take head phones out and say "what?" then he repeats himself, sitting next to me, I then quickly moved over) "Uh no you don't sorry..." And then the guy stalked me when I was walking home. SOOO creepy. Then another time on a train, these guys came onto the same car, again I was just minding my own business... I was standing so they noticed I'm tall. So one of them was like "YO IS YOU A BALLA?" And I was like uh yeah. And then he goes "OH, YOU SEXY. I BET YOU MAD GOOD."
1.*as he bends over to "pick something up"*: excuse me, but i think i dropped something. have you seen my jaw?
2. is your father a baker? because you have great buns!
3. this one is for the drunk guys that try to get me even drunker than i am so that they can get lucky: excuse me, this (alcoholic drink) tastes funny to me. what do you think?
4. can you hold my hand for me while i take a walk outside?
5. and this one caused me to power-walk away after blurting a strange excuse about my dog: you look delicious. i just want to sop you up with a biscuit and eat you up!
and this wasn't really a pick up line, but i thought it was funnily cheesy. i was at the movies in eighth grade with some of my friends and some guys and the one that was sitting next to me was like "let's count shoulders! (tapping his two) one, two...(tapping my first) three (tapping my other one furthest away from him so he has his arm around my shoulders) four! then he tried to kiss me and ended up missing and kissing my ear instead.
2. is your father a baker? because you have great buns!
3. this one is for the drunk guys that try to get me even drunker than i am so that they can get lucky: excuse me, this (alcoholic drink) tastes funny to me. what do you think?
4. can you hold my hand for me while i take a walk outside?
5. and this one caused me to power-walk away after blurting a strange excuse about my dog: you look delicious. i just want to sop you up with a biscuit and eat you up!
and this wasn't really a pick up line, but i thought it was funnily cheesy. i was at the movies in eighth grade with some of my friends and some guys and the one that was sitting next to me was like "let's count shoulders! (tapping his two) one, two...(tapping my first) three (tapping my other one furthest away from him so he has his arm around my shoulders) four! then he tried to kiss me and ended up missing and kissing my ear instead.
Aren't you tired? You've been running thru my head all night..
Let's play chocolate....you kiss me and I melt...
Do you own your own handcuffs? (I actually like this one, if they laugh you can usually start a conversation, if they look at you in horror...well.....perhaps it wasn't meant to be lol. I used this once and she replied " As a matter of fact yes, I'm a police officer......"
I'll leave quietly......
Let's play chocolate....you kiss me and I melt...
Do you own your own handcuffs? (I actually like this one, if they laugh you can usually start a conversation, if they look at you in horror...well.....perhaps it wasn't meant to be lol. I used this once and she replied " As a matter of fact yes, I'm a police officer......"
I'll leave quietly......
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Do you have a compass ... cause, girl, i could get lost i your eyes forever.
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!